The static hears my yap
carlemot.bsky.social
The static hears my yap
@carlemot.bsky.social
Carlemot Two Zero. He/Him Wild at heart and weird all over. pretty good. aged hipster. PDX ! ⚡fox⚡
Do white supremacists ever have little shows or meetings where they have racial stand-up, skits or improv and stuff
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
For some reason DND keeps turning itself on on its on my phone and that's how I must be missing all your dms
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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He's a 40 year old doctor
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The safeway big sandwich is 3d printed
December 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I love being a boy but I do not like being a man. Maybe when I'm older but I'm putting it off for now. Not feeling it rn
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Condom? What's that?
December 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
*hops up high in the air and then shoves my muzzle in the snow and pulls out a funko pop"
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Heading home to paw off
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
findom dad
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
#BBBB bareback brother bear
December 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
There are so many U.S. puppet states for Machado to choose from. Why not just move
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Are there still orgies at furry conventions
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Paw is Law
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Knotting and then trauma dumping the entire time
December 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Epstein gives off such gross wealthy gay guy vibes for a gross wealthy straight guy
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I could take em
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
found a seller of lightly scuffed LPs for $ 3-5 so i can nab some shit in bulk so i don't have to pay 25 dollars for a mint condition foghat or BTO album because as much ass I like classic rock, I am not paying 30 dollars for no deluxe reissue of Todd Rundgren's Hermit of Mink Hollow
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
ah corny psychological horror walking simulator...my old friend....
December 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Hey everyone 💖

I didn’t want to use her name in the post because the information was fresh and terrifying, but THANK YOU so much for supporting Ahra. She is incredibly close to my big siblings and i appreciate you all boosting the message so much c’:

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December 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The ice protests and arrests have been almost completely off the national news for at least a week
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Something about polar no longer hits
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Kaitlan Collins on CNN would look nice with a little bit of facial hair
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Jerky and gum, together at last
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM