The static hears my yap
@carlemot.bsky.social
Carlemot Two Zero. He/Him Wild at heart and weird all over. pretty good. aged hipster. PDX ! ⚡fox⚡
Nachos can sometimes be bad its true
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Nachos can sometimes be bad its true
This 2 lp set is good and also now worth over two hundred dollars I've just discovered
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This 2 lp set is good and also now worth over two hundred dollars I've just discovered
Chernobyl is uncontained again whoops!
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Chernobyl is uncontained again whoops!
Just found out I actually have accumulated PTO
C'est WOOOOOOOQAAAH
C'est WOOOOOOOQAAAH
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Just found out I actually have accumulated PTO
C'est WOOOOOOOQAAAH
C'est WOOOOOOOQAAAH
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attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
I hate that song that has goes like "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW' and sounds maybe like jack white or something
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I hate that song that has goes like "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW' and sounds maybe like jack white or something
I am messing up my teenage brain with cigarettes, fast food and boku no pico
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I am messing up my teenage brain with cigarettes, fast food and boku no pico
forgot i had nina hagen albums. caterwauling at its very best
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
forgot i had nina hagen albums. caterwauling at its very best
WHAT WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT A NEW SUIKODEN GAME
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
WHAT WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT A NEW SUIKODEN GAME
The outer worlds is midder than mid but I'm enjoying it decently. I keep forgetting it's not new Vegas
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The outer worlds is midder than mid but I'm enjoying it decently. I keep forgetting it's not new Vegas
I only have the one fursona because of a witch's curse. Please show some respect
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I only have the one fursona because of a witch's curse. Please show some respect
Yeah idk why crockett lol. It was ok I spose
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Yeah idk why crockett lol. It was ok I spose
Seasonal cum tributes for all
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Seasonal cum tributes for all
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Everyone dunks on Wonderful Christmastime, but I think it's beautiful that we have a holiday classic that sounds like if an armed gunman broke into your home and said "You have fifteen minutes to write a Christmas song that uses every cue on this Baby's First Casio, or I'll kill your family."
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Everyone dunks on Wonderful Christmastime, but I think it's beautiful that we have a holiday classic that sounds like if an armed gunman broke into your home and said "You have fifteen minutes to write a Christmas song that uses every cue on this Baby's First Casio, or I'll kill your family."
Skittles are good for you because fruit
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Skittles are good for you because fruit
Ive been very good at wordle lately so you could pretty much ask me anything and I'll know about it
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ive been very good at wordle lately so you could pretty much ask me anything and I'll know about it
OK the TV at longer exists for me at work any more. Its all just static. I am now only a cute fox online frolicking through verdant fields
I only know about two things and that's kissin and pissin.
I only know about two things and that's kissin and pissin.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
OK the TV at longer exists for me at work any more. Its all just static. I am now only a cute fox online frolicking through verdant fields
I only know about two things and that's kissin and pissin.
I only know about two things and that's kissin and pissin.
i'm starting to mute creepingly more and more on here as people seem to relapse back into twitter-era doomposting and quote-posts. this is all starting to seem like deja vu all over again
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
i'm starting to mute creepingly more and more on here as people seem to relapse back into twitter-era doomposting and quote-posts. this is all starting to seem like deja vu all over again
This will likely be the last year I have Spotify or admit publicly I have Spotify
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
This will likely be the last year I have Spotify or admit publicly I have Spotify
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Just tried Spanish polvoron for the first time and thanks but no thanks
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Just tried Spanish polvoron for the first time and thanks but no thanks
I do not want to live in america at all. If I could wave a wand to somehow transport my exact job/apt/standard of living to another not fucked up country i would in a heartbeat
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I do not want to live in america at all. If I could wave a wand to somehow transport my exact job/apt/standard of living to another not fucked up country i would in a heartbeat