Carla Schroder
@carlabean.bsky.social
Yes, it me. Talk to me. Writing, woodworking, farming, Linux/FOSS, visual arts, bad puns, critters, music, silliness. Be the middle finger you want to see in the world.
Count your wins! 😄
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Count your wins! 😄
Peasants, know your place.
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Peasants, know your place.
Israel is a terrorist state.
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Israel is a terrorist state.
And they wonder why it's called rape culture.
December 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
And they wonder why it's called rape culture.
Or is it like dog doo eating dog doo? I am confused.
December 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Or is it like dog doo eating dog doo? I am confused.
I still can't believe it. It's like eating dog doo because you like it.
December 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I still can't believe it. It's like eating dog doo because you like it.
She tried to crash a George Santos party? Really? SANTOS?? I did not believe that anyone on the entire planet could be that big a loser.
December 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
She tried to crash a George Santos party? Really? SANTOS?? I did not believe that anyone on the entire planet could be that big a loser.
It's as though there are scary life forms squirming inside those eyeballs, like tiny moray eels. And fangs trying to erupt from her mouth like bad CGI.
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
It's as though there are scary life forms squirming inside those eyeballs, like tiny moray eels. And fangs trying to erupt from her mouth like bad CGI.
Um that face. She's auditioning for Grand Inquisitor.
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Um that face. She's auditioning for Grand Inquisitor.
Pish tosh, all of this is absurd. Never going to happen.
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Pish tosh, all of this is absurd. Never going to happen.
Can't argue with that.
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Can't argue with that.
All of them! One has moods :)
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
All of them! One has moods :)
The campaign slogans write themselves! "My mom pimped for Ghislaine Maxwell! Vote for me!"
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The campaign slogans write themselves! "My mom pimped for Ghislaine Maxwell! Vote for me!"
Yep that's the biggie. But first let's dig up Justice Scalia and dance on his treasonous corpse.
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Yep that's the biggie. But first let's dig up Justice Scalia and dance on his treasonous corpse.
We are in the massive crisis now. How much worse must it get? (Not sure I want to know...)
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We are in the massive crisis now. How much worse must it get? (Not sure I want to know...)