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Carla Schroder
@carlabean.bsky.social
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Yes, it me. Talk to me. Writing, woodworking, farming, Linux/FOSS, visual arts, bad puns, critters, music, silliness. Be the middle finger you want to see in the world.
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carlabean.bsky.social
Or Jane Hudson.
Bette Davis as Jane Hudson in the movie "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane". The photo is in black and white. Jane hudson is wearing her trademark baby doll dress. She is holding a Baby Jane doll in her arms, it is as large as a toddler. Jane Hudson looks unwashed, her hair is going every which way, and her exaggerated makeup is not flattering. The white pancake accentuates the wrinkles on her face, and her dark red lipstick looks black, and is oversized.
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
Behold the power of white supremacy. It was always about domination and lawlessness for rich white men.
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Mmmm, spirits.
Bottles of liquor: Christian Drouin Calvados, The Hakashu Single Malt Whiskey, and The Balvenie Caribbean Cask Scotch Whiskey.
December 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
Some of our oppressed animals.
Four animals napping together. Roxy the black pit pull sleeps on the Southwest-patterned brown, black, and blue rug. Bailey the looks-like-an-Anatolian-but-who-knows sleeps in the big dog bed. Everyone competes for the dog bed, it seems the unwritten law that only one creature may occupy the dog bed at one time. Max the ginger boy cat meatloafs on the pile of folded blankets on top of the cedar blanket chest, and Duchess the white and gray American shorthair cat lounges on the carpeted kitty condo.
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
That's what I call my kitty, Koko the Meezer
Tortie point Siamese cat is curled up asleep in a sunbeam. There is a brown sofa behind her, and she lies on a rug with a Southwestern-ish, triangles and diamonds in soft blues, browns, and black.
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Rules is rules, sorry, that's how it is. Duchess prefers feet. Cat law requires that relevant human body parts remain motionless for as long as the cat requires.
Duchess the white cat with gray splotches snuggles under a plaid wool blanket. She lies between the obedient human's feet, properly encased in red plaid Keen slippers.
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Seven swans to rule them all, Six geese to find them, Five rings to bring them all, And in the pear tree bind them
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
Still looking for her horcruxes.
Lord voldemort with blank eyes and no nose.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
Behold the endless suffering of our mistreated critters.
A room with a brown-blue-black rug in geometric patterns, a cedar chest, a dog bed, a cat condo, and a cardboard box that serves as the critter toy box. Duchess the white kitty is curled up asleep on the condo. Max the ginger boy cat is meatloafing on folded blankets on top of the cedar chest. Roxy the black pitty dog is flat on the floor. Bailey the big dog that looks a black and white Anatolian but has no Anatolian in her at all is curled up in the dog bed.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Here, have a cute critter pic.
Roxy the pitbull-Chocolate Labrador retriever, who looks like a stocky Chocolate lab and wants desperately to be a 65-pound Laprador, smiles widely for the camera. She is a glossy dark chocolate brown, with a white soul patch all along her underlip.
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
lol seriously?
Man reading signs on a door: "Pedants society meeting here today" "Well...not here exactly, but in the room behind this door"
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
One tiny example, as though we don't have a daily deluge of whitewing violence to choose examples from.
Screenshot of a Bluesky post, the text reads: A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class. This is Kirk's legacy. You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.
September 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Screengrab of a social media post: If Charlie Kirk were a first grader at school America would have moved on by now.
September 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
So many brillant memes to enjoy!
Caption: Same Shit. Different Hat. Images of a Klan hood, a Confederate hat, a Nazi hat, and a red MAGA hat.
August 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The full might of the federal government must protect our brave cosplayers.
Caption reads Don't Bread On Me. Yellow background the same hue as the MAGA Don't Tread On Me Flag. Foreground shows a hoagie sandwich hurled towards an armed armored masked government agent. Or some MAGA perv masquerading as one.
August 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
I meant the other Beck :)
Beck onstage wearing a black hat, black jacket, singing and playing a black and white electric guitar
August 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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"Run!!"
"Why??"
"...I forgot!"
Roxy the black Lab, and Bailey the dobieanatolianhound, a big pretty black and tan girl, appear to be freaked out and fleeing.
August 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Now do the Rapist-and-Pedophile-in-Chief.
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump smirking after a hard weekend raping and trafficking children.
July 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Cats sleep in all kinds of positions. I don't think this study is science, it's based on watching random YouTube videos, and it's a stretch to believe they found evidence of any brain functions relating to alertness for danger.
Three cats asleep on the bed. Stash the long-hair black cat is curled up on his left side. Max the ginger boy is curled up on his left side. Duchess the domestic shorthair sleeps on her right side. Four cats meatloafing on a pretty plaid wool blanket lying across two human laps Three cats sleeping on the bed. Max the ginger boy lays on his right side. Stash the black longhair is meatloafed. Duchess the domestic shorthair is curled up on her right side.
July 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Now do this career rapist pedophile traitor criminal.
Photo of smiling Jeff Epstein and Donald Trump partying together
July 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Hey you forgot their white hats
An adult in a shiny satin Klu Klux Klan outfit, covered from head to toe, poses with two children also dressed in Klan suits, one carries a doll
July 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Hey Old People, remember BBspot?
"Ford Motor Company announced today the new Ford Exorbitant. The Ford Exorbitant seats 50 comfortably, and even comes with a spare Ford Explorer...other standard features include a full kitchen, 3 bedrooms, and 1.5 bathrooms."
www.bbspot.com/News/2000/6/...
An obviously fake image of a giant black fictional Ford Exorbitant, with its spare Ford Explorer attached to the top.
July 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Show of hands: who else loves glass canning jars? They're useful for everything. I hoard the jars with the latch seals.

#glass-jars #canning
Two clear glass quart Mason jars with the metal latch seals and rubber gaskets.
June 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Chekkitout, I am testing growing delectable new red onions from sprouted red onions. I planted one whole to see what would happen & separated the others. 4-5 days in water to give the roots a good start, then into the dirt they go.
#gardening #garden #onions
Two clear glass half-pint jars are full of sprouted red onion segments. The sprouted leaves are a rich green fading to white, from 2 to 5 inches long. The bulbs are purple and white. Some new roots are visible.
June 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM