beach blanket barbarian
@carbonitedreams.bsky.social
Bridget / Jet ✨ star wars, punk, and death. mortician from san francisco currently located on the central california coast. pre-med. zine writer & artist. he/they/she
Pinned
We're the rhydo kid, we're the fuel.
I'm out here writing novel length fanfiction but I can't write a cover letter. normal.
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I'm out here writing novel length fanfiction but I can't write a cover letter. normal.
making funeral director planner stickers that say "on call" and "funeral mass" and stuff with little illustrations. really good use of company time.
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
making funeral director planner stickers that say "on call" and "funeral mass" and stuff with little illustrations. really good use of company time.
pacific grove 🌊🦭💧
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
pacific grove 🌊🦭💧
i will not be "going live" and i wont be watching anyone else do it either
January 18, 2026 at 7:33 PM
i will not be "going live" and i wont be watching anyone else do it either
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The cops are not gonna save us from ICE and y’all gotta fucking stop with this shit.
"the slave catchers are different from the immigrant snatchers" ahh rhetoric
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
The cops are not gonna save us from ICE and y’all gotta fucking stop with this shit.
disease in my brain that makes me get super locked in. but on like the opposite of whatever I'm supposed to be doing.
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 AM
disease in my brain that makes me get super locked in. but on like the opposite of whatever I'm supposed to be doing.
hrt doing its thing + dolly because we love her
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
hrt doing its thing + dolly because we love her
work today 🖕
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
work today 🖕
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She's a gambler, card player, scoundrel. You'd like her
Happy #NationalCardPlayingDay to Casandra Wyck — aka “Jinx”
Glam #Mirialan card sharp. Prodigal daughter. Force Sensitive?
Her premonitions of disaster have not yet come to pass, but that doesn’t mean she won’t shoot to ensure a winning hand
Happy #NationalCardPlayingDay to Casandra Wyck — aka “Jinx”
Glam #Mirialan card sharp. Prodigal daughter. Force Sensitive?
Her premonitions of disaster have not yet come to pass, but that doesn’t mean she won’t shoot to ensure a winning hand
December 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
She's a gambler, card player, scoundrel. You'd like her
Happy #NationalCardPlayingDay to Casandra Wyck — aka “Jinx”
Glam #Mirialan card sharp. Prodigal daughter. Force Sensitive?
Her premonitions of disaster have not yet come to pass, but that doesn’t mean she won’t shoot to ensure a winning hand
Happy #NationalCardPlayingDay to Casandra Wyck — aka “Jinx”
Glam #Mirialan card sharp. Prodigal daughter. Force Sensitive?
Her premonitions of disaster have not yet come to pass, but that doesn’t mean she won’t shoot to ensure a winning hand
sf christmas
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
sf christmas
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Who do you think gave you your boobs... 😔🕊️
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Who do you think gave you your boobs... 😔🕊️
advent calendar but its pills. one day you get an advil liquigel the next you get a vicodin. it's a surprise! merry christmas.
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
advent calendar but its pills. one day you get an advil liquigel the next you get a vicodin. it's a surprise! merry christmas.
dark journey is the best book ever
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
dark journey is the best book ever
monterey bay 🌕🦭
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
monterey bay 🌕🦭
you ain't hearing from me because I'm in the torture nexus (my job)
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
you ain't hearing from me because I'm in the torture nexus (my job)
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The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Cost of Beauty.. [1/2]
lrt I'm so upsetttt like seeing claude is one of my earliest memories?! actual bay area legend. I think he should be allowed to go to a human funeral home and have a procession through the city with the roads closed off and everything. flags should be at half mast. rip 💔
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
lrt I'm so upsetttt like seeing claude is one of my earliest memories?! actual bay area legend. I think he should be allowed to go to a human funeral home and have a procession through the city with the roads closed off and everything. flags should be at half mast. rip 💔
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
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Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Art by Sanjulian
Art by Sanjulian
October 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Art by Sanjulian
Art by Sanjulian
writing republic commando heterosexual fanfiction in the year 2025
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
writing republic commando heterosexual fanfiction in the year 2025
the gender demons are out to get me they want me dead so bad they want to hit me with rocks. the gender demons
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
the gender demons are out to get me they want me dead so bad they want to hit me with rocks. the gender demons