Captain Obvious 💯
@captainobviously.bsky.social
Fuck Twitter & Elon Musk
I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement.
No DMs from:
• Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers
• Illuminati BS
• Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores….
🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨
I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement.
No DMs from:
• Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers
• Illuminati BS
• Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores….
🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨
The free filing on IRS website only applies to those making less than $75k.
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The free filing on IRS website only applies to those making less than $75k.
So pissed at the Blue Jays for blowing that’s shit. The dodger fans are straight hypocrites.
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So pissed at the Blue Jays for blowing that’s shit. The dodger fans are straight hypocrites.
This is the guy they are betting will win in 2028?
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is the guy they are betting will win in 2028?
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October 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m only interested in red state no king marches, that’s where it really matters.
October 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’m only interested in red state no king marches, that’s where it really matters.
He is using the shutdown as a bullshit reason now.
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
He is using the shutdown as a bullshit reason now.
Until you see the spiders there. 😂😂😂
October 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Until you see the spiders there. 😂😂😂
Fucking grifter
October 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Fucking grifter
We understand you want to take the high road, but we are way past that now. Just sue him. He isn’t going to budge because he wants to take away healthcare subsidies for millions of citizens to help leverage the tax cuts for billionaires.
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
We understand you want to take the high road, but we are way past that now. Just sue him. He isn’t going to budge because he wants to take away healthcare subsidies for millions of citizens to help leverage the tax cuts for billionaires.
We will have so much work to do after the 2028 (even 2026) election in order to fix all of this.
It’s going to feel like raising the titanic.
It’s going to feel like raising the titanic.
October 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We will have so much work to do after the 2028 (even 2026) election in order to fix all of this.
It’s going to feel like raising the titanic.
It’s going to feel like raising the titanic.
What did he bend down to pick up?
How did they know he would be there?
How did they know he would be there?
September 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
What did he bend down to pick up?
How did they know he would be there?
How did they know he would be there?
58 that are in safe districts.
September 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
58 that are in safe districts.
They should have all just voted NV.
Yea or Nay they would have been criticized.
Yea or Nay they would have been criticized.
September 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
They should have all just voted NV.
Yea or Nay they would have been criticized.
Yea or Nay they would have been criticized.