Captain Obvious 💯
@captainobviously.bsky.social
Fuck Twitter & Elon Musk
I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement.
No DMs from:
• Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers
• Illuminati BS
• Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores….
🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨
I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement.
No DMs from:
• Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers
• Illuminati BS
• Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores….
🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨
This dude is a fucking clown. Cant take actual debate and chooses to think with his emotions instead of using reality and facts.
Shitlibs = people who don’t think his way only
What a douche.
Shitlibs = people who don’t think his way only
What a douche.
August 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This dude is a fucking clown. Cant take actual debate and chooses to think with his emotions instead of using reality and facts.
Shitlibs = people who don’t think his way only
What a douche.
Shitlibs = people who don’t think his way only
What a douche.
He doesn’t have the authority to do so so it really isn’t a thing. He barely has the authority in D.C.
it’s all a distraction and you fell for it. Congrats.
it’s all a distraction and you fell for it. Congrats.
August 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
He doesn’t have the authority to do so so it really isn’t a thing. He barely has the authority in D.C.
it’s all a distraction and you fell for it. Congrats.
it’s all a distraction and you fell for it. Congrats.
July 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Trump could admit he’s on the list and his followers would still not believe it 😆😆😆
#trumpepstein
#epsteinfiles
#trump
#trumpepstein
#epsteinfiles
#trump
July 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trump could admit he’s on the list and his followers would still not believe it 😆😆😆
#trumpepstein
#epsteinfiles
#trump
#trumpepstein
#epsteinfiles
#trump
Release the files.
July 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Release the files.
July 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Not the sharpie. 💀
May 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Not the sharpie. 💀
This is about the stupidest shit I’ve see on here so far. We don’t need bullshit like this on here. If I added you, it is for a fucking reason.
Not everybody is a fucking NPC bot.
Not everybody is a fucking NPC bot.
March 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is about the stupidest shit I’ve see on here so far. We don’t need bullshit like this on here. If I added you, it is for a fucking reason.
Not everybody is a fucking NPC bot.
Not everybody is a fucking NPC bot.
Sums up the Zelenskyy ambush conference perfectly by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
March 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Sums up the Zelenskyy ambush conference perfectly by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
This is too perfect!
Outside of a Tesla Dealership in SF.
And guess what, I’m all out of bubblegum! 😉
#theylive
#elon
#trump
#billionaires
#criminals
Outside of a Tesla Dealership in SF.
And guess what, I’m all out of bubblegum! 😉
#theylive
#elon
#trump
#billionaires
#criminals
February 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is too perfect!
Outside of a Tesla Dealership in SF.
And guess what, I’m all out of bubblegum! 😉
#theylive
#elon
#trump
#billionaires
#criminals
Outside of a Tesla Dealership in SF.
And guess what, I’m all out of bubblegum! 😉
#theylive
#elon
#trump
#billionaires
#criminals
That’s because many of us know what’s actually going on here.
February 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
That’s because many of us know what’s actually going on here.
Perfect comment. Fuck that dude.
February 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Perfect comment. Fuck that dude.
Welp… we did it to ourselves really.
January 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Welp… we did it to ourselves really.
January 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
January 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM