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Captain Obvious 💯
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Fuck Twitter & Elon Musk

I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement.

No DMs from:
• Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers
• Illuminati BS
• Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores….

🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨
March 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sums up the Zelenskyy ambush conference perfectly by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
March 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is too perfect!

Outside of a Tesla Dealership in SF.

And guess what, I’m all out of bubblegum! 😉

#theylive
#elon
#trump
#billionaires
#criminals
February 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Welp… we did it to ourselves really.
January 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM