Captain Marko Ramius
@captainmarkoramius.bsky.social
NAID lover. Progressive Boomer. Blue dot in Red City in Blue State.
No tolerance for BS. Corporate Media boycotter. Proud father of a nonbinary child. "Liberté, égalité, fraternité"
No tolerance for BS. Corporate Media boycotter. Proud father of a nonbinary child. "Liberté, égalité, fraternité"
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On days like today, one asks themselves questions like, "How smart is Pam Bondi?" I mean, you have to have some intelligence to pass the Bar, right? Does that translate to self-preservation? I'm really curious.
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November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
On days like today, one asks themselves questions like, "How smart is Pam Bondi?" I mean, you have to have some intelligence to pass the Bar, right? Does that translate to self-preservation? I'm really curious.
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If Senator "Failure is not an option" has any spine, he'll tell Thune, "Vote to release the Epstein files or we will shut the govt. down again in January, and it won't be coming back until next year's election".
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November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If Senator "Failure is not an option" has any spine, he'll tell Thune, "Vote to release the Epstein files or we will shut the govt. down again in January, and it won't be coming back until next year's election".
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“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…. and we will deserve it”. Who said this, again? I forget.
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November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…. and we will deserve it”. Who said this, again? I forget.
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Inotherwords, "No taxation without representation". Now where have I heard this before...
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Perfect.
One way to hold them accountable.
One way to hold them accountable.
Soft secession
Legislation creates a Federal Tax Escrow Account in the state treasury. Instead of employers forwarding collected federal taxes to Washington, they send them to the state. The state holds the money in escrow. A legislative panel reviews federal spending for constitutional compliance.
Legislation creates a Federal Tax Escrow Account in the state treasury. Instead of employers forwarding collected federal taxes to Washington, they send them to the state. The state holds the money in escrow. A legislative panel reviews federal spending for constitutional compliance.
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Inotherwords, "No taxation without representation". Now where have I heard this before...
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It's called "We Cave, You Rave".
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Great, the DSCC is back from it's 5 day vacation! Thanks.
As voters face skyrocketing health insurance costs thanks to Senate Republicans, we’re launching a new digital ad campaign sounding the alarm on Republicans’ health care price hikes and holding Republican Senate candidates accountable for the health care crisis they created.
GOPBudgetBuster.com
GOPBudgetBuster.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's called "We Cave, You Rave".
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Heard Adam Schiff saying the usual crap: "We fought hard but lost, so our last resort is you, the voters. You have to fight for us and vote!" He's right. We have to fight harder and vote --- for new Democrats! The "Vote for us. We suck less!" party must change from the bottom up. Indivisible!
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November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Heard Adam Schiff saying the usual crap: "We fought hard but lost, so our last resort is you, the voters. You have to fight for us and vote!" He's right. We have to fight harder and vote --- for new Democrats! The "Vote for us. We suck less!" party must change from the bottom up. Indivisible!
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So, Senator "Failure is not an option" caves again. I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you!
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November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
So, Senator "Failure is not an option" caves again. I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you!
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"In a direct shot at Trump’s efforts to deploy election monitors, Newsom said his administration has sent ten monitors for every one Trump sends, a show of force meant to underscore California’s commitment to transparency and democratic integrity" THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!
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November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"In a direct shot at Trump’s efforts to deploy election monitors, Newsom said his administration has sent ten monitors for every one Trump sends, a show of force meant to underscore California’s commitment to transparency and democratic integrity" THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!
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Millions of Americans going hungry, but hey, "Let's Go Brandon", right? Idjits.
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November 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Millions of Americans going hungry, but hey, "Let's Go Brandon", right? Idjits.
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On this, All Hallows Eve, think to yourself. Who are the real monsters?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
On this, All Hallows Eve, think to yourself. Who are the real monsters?
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I'm not sure. What's the current price of doritos?
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I think we’re getting to the point where Americans are pissed off!
October 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm not sure. What's the current price of doritos?
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Pam Bondi will never spend one day in jail. The "move on" crowd, as they always do when republican administrations leave, will see to that.
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October 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pam Bondi will never spend one day in jail. The "move on" crowd, as they always do when republican administrations leave, will see to that.
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My Halloween display this year.
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October 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My Halloween display this year.
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Don't let them. Ever.
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what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?
“I voted for none of this."
Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.
Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
October 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Don't let them. Ever.
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On the Epstein petition / Full Vote Here's my prediction:
Name Petition Full Vote
Massie Yes Yes
Mace Yes MACO
Greene Yes GACO
Boebert Yes BACO
Waddya think?
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Name Petition Full Vote
Massie Yes Yes
Mace Yes MACO
Greene Yes GACO
Boebert Yes BACO
Waddya think?
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September 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
On the Epstein petition / Full Vote Here's my prediction:
Name Petition Full Vote
Massie Yes Yes
Mace Yes MACO
Greene Yes GACO
Boebert Yes BACO
Waddya think?
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Name Petition Full Vote
Massie Yes Yes
Mace Yes MACO
Greene Yes GACO
Boebert Yes BACO
Waddya think?
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"Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right..."
Time for a reminder 👇
Our system failed us. The electoral college. The 25th Amendment. Impeachment failed us, twice. The Supreme Court. The DOJ. The media failed us. Our Constitution didn't fail us, it just requires honorable participants and now, we are about to lose that as well. That’s how erosion works on democracy.
September 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right..."
If only it had gone up, and then gone down again before he could get off...
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September 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If only it had gone up, and then gone down again before he could get off...
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For a long time I believed that the multiverse came from the imagination of comic book writers. But lately I've come to believe that the multiverse is real! And that are millions of people who actually live in a different universe AND mine simultaneously.
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September 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
For a long time I believed that the multiverse came from the imagination of comic book writers. But lately I've come to believe that the multiverse is real! And that are millions of people who actually live in a different universe AND mine simultaneously.
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OMFG. If that's not parody, it made my month!
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September 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
OMFG. If that's not parody, it made my month!
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TACO Tuesday.
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Bullies are always cowards.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump cancels White House meeting with Schumer and Jeffries despite risk of a government shutdown
Democratic leaders have accused President Donald Trump of throwing a tantrum and chickening out after he canceled a meeting with them ahead of a potential federal government shutdown.
apnews.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
TACO Tuesday.
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When some bubblehead on the "news" asks a Dem why they're willing to shut down the govt., the response should be a single question: "What party controls every branch of govt."? followed by: "Case Closed. Next question?"
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September 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When some bubblehead on the "news" asks a Dem why they're willing to shut down the govt., the response should be a single question: "What party controls every branch of govt."? followed by: "Case Closed. Next question?"
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Now:
1. Sinclair won't air him.
2. People will boycott Sinclair by NOT WATCHING. (Too many alternatives)
3. Sinclair will go under.
Moral:
When businesses are tied too closely to politics, things like this are inevitable (finger snap).
And all because of Citizen's United.
Thanks, John Roberts
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1. Sinclair won't air him.
2. People will boycott Sinclair by NOT WATCHING. (Too many alternatives)
3. Sinclair will go under.
Moral:
When businesses are tied too closely to politics, things like this are inevitable (finger snap).
And all because of Citizen's United.
Thanks, John Roberts
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Disney fired and unfired Jimmy Kimmel the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
September 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Now:
1. Sinclair won't air him.
2. People will boycott Sinclair by NOT WATCHING. (Too many alternatives)
3. Sinclair will go under.
Moral:
When businesses are tied too closely to politics, things like this are inevitable (finger snap).
And all because of Citizen's United.
Thanks, John Roberts
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1. Sinclair won't air him.
2. People will boycott Sinclair by NOT WATCHING. (Too many alternatives)
3. Sinclair will go under.
Moral:
When businesses are tied too closely to politics, things like this are inevitable (finger snap).
And all because of Citizen's United.
Thanks, John Roberts
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When we say Jimmy, we mean Jimmy's super high priced lawyers, followed by our irate shareholders who already lost a bundle on Target stock.
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"It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive. We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday."
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
When we say Jimmy, we mean Jimmy's super high priced lawyers, followed by our irate shareholders who already lost a bundle on Target stock.
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The word "indefinitely" does mean what you think it means.
These are not the druids you're looking for.
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These are not the druids you're looking for.
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BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Live! will return on Tuesday night following a brief suspension.
"Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country..."
"Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country..."
September 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The word "indefinitely" does mean what you think it means.
These are not the druids you're looking for.
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These are not the druids you're looking for.
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