mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)
@capricioustube.bsky.social
Erin, she/her
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leave it to a bunch of people who never read the Iliad to not notice that it says in the poem itself that Helen of Troy “bears the resemblance of Lupita Nyong’o”
a line that had puzzled linguists and historians for thousands of years. Until now
a line that had puzzled linguists and historians for thousands of years. Until now
February 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
leave it to a bunch of people who never read the Iliad to not notice that it says in the poem itself that Helen of Troy “bears the resemblance of Lupita Nyong’o”
a line that had puzzled linguists and historians for thousands of years. Until now
a line that had puzzled linguists and historians for thousands of years. Until now
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Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.
My cat: -_-
Me: what are you doing? Are you being fluffy???
My cat: -_-
Me: what are you doing? Are you being fluffy???
My cat: -_-
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
My cat: -_-
Me: what are you doing? Are you being fluffy???
My cat: -_-
Me: what are you doing? Are you being fluffy???
My cat: -_-
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
At least there's still Chotiner
February 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
At least there's still Chotiner
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new yorkers survive in the city long-term by traveling in a kind of invisible force field bubble that maintains another body's amount of space between you & everyone else whenever possible. the snowbanks are collapsing this & everybody is riding a knife's edge of irritation that is starting to give
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
new yorkers survive in the city long-term by traveling in a kind of invisible force field bubble that maintains another body's amount of space between you & everyone else whenever possible. the snowbanks are collapsing this & everybody is riding a knife's edge of irritation that is starting to give
Really struggling mentally with the fascism lately boss
February 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Really struggling mentally with the fascism lately boss
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WAIT. LEGENDARY TUMBLR PULL
February 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
WAIT. LEGENDARY TUMBLR PULL
They should put Pathologic in Kingdom Hearts
February 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
They should put Pathologic in Kingdom Hearts
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i had a dream zohran was selling "miss me yet?" t-shirts of eric adams and they were so popular he funded a library
January 23, 2026 at 7:48 AM
i had a dream zohran was selling "miss me yet?" t-shirts of eric adams and they were so popular he funded a library
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(chugging strychnine) "Artemy Burakh is a dangerous charlatan, don't listen to him."
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
(chugging strychnine) "Artemy Burakh is a dangerous charlatan, don't listen to him."
(thought about that little boy who was kidnapped asking for his hat) TOS violation
January 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
(thought about that little boy who was kidnapped asking for his hat) TOS violation
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I thought the girlies on Tumblr getting really invested in the The Long Walk yaoi were just fujoing out. I was wrong. That's on me. Those guys are in love
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I thought the girlies on Tumblr getting really invested in the The Long Walk yaoi were just fujoing out. I was wrong. That's on me. Those guys are in love
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recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 AM
recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
Artemy Burakh
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Artemy Burakh
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ok thought hard enough about patho3 to write something! aglaya & nina, 2k, patho3 spoilers. archiveofourown.org/works/78502666
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 AM
ok thought hard enough about patho3 to write something! aglaya & nina, 2k, patho3 spoilers. archiveofourown.org/works/78502666
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AIDS quilt archives rarely disappoint
"Scott once asked me if I'd ever made a panel. I replied no. Ironically, the first panel I made is this one. For you. Scott. he would approve. He wanted to be first at EVERYTHING. God, what a bitch.
With equal parts love and bitchery,"
"Scott once asked me if I'd ever made a panel. I replied no. Ironically, the first panel I made is this one. For you. Scott. he would approve. He wanted to be first at EVERYTHING. God, what a bitch.
With equal parts love and bitchery,"
January 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
AIDS quilt archives rarely disappoint
"Scott once asked me if I'd ever made a panel. I replied no. Ironically, the first panel I made is this one. For you. Scott. he would approve. He wanted to be first at EVERYTHING. God, what a bitch.
With equal parts love and bitchery,"
"Scott once asked me if I'd ever made a panel. I replied no. Ironically, the first panel I made is this one. For you. Scott. he would approve. He wanted to be first at EVERYTHING. God, what a bitch.
With equal parts love and bitchery,"
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i enjoyed reading patho 3 patch notes. i curated some with less spoilies
January 27, 2026 at 7:36 PM
i enjoyed reading patho 3 patch notes. i curated some with less spoilies
(feeling an HDD hum in a laptop) wow the baby's kicking
January 28, 2026 at 6:46 PM
(feeling an HDD hum in a laptop) wow the baby's kicking
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Went back to the Cozy Cafe to complain because they overcharged me for my latte and the anthropomorphic deer behind the counter straight up died
March 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Went back to the Cozy Cafe to complain because they overcharged me for my latte and the anthropomorphic deer behind the counter straight up died
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I keep calling Rubin wanting to murder Clara "beefing with a teenager" and Sarah's like well. He has cause-
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I keep calling Rubin wanting to murder Clara "beefing with a teenager" and Sarah's like well. He has cause-