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candlecrow.bsky.social
The "magic transformation" is being exposed to a different culture and it's peoples, ya dingus.
publius24.bsky.social John Q. Public @publius24.bsky.social · 12d
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
candlecrow.bsky.social
How many thanksgiving have to go by before the big wigs up at WotC print us a legendary turkey card? Hell, it can be typed as "bird", just make them a turkey! All our birds seem to be eagles and owls with a few cranes thrown in.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
candlecrow.bsky.social
This is the lamest necromancy I've ever seen.
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 25d
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
candlecrow.bsky.social
It's the pokemon Parasect, who is the best, but like a school picture sort of thing where they have a laser background.
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
candlecrow.bsky.social
Well I can't say I'm really excited for the TMNT set, but I am VERY excited to brew a Bebop and Rocksteady deck. The best idiots ever.
October 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
candlecrow.bsky.social
Absolute flavor fail that J. Jonah Jameson can't tutor up this card.
It's a magic card called "pictures of Spider-Man"
August 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
candlecrow.bsky.social
Yeah and a lot of people are saying you should walk into traffic.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Aug 25
Trump: "A lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator."
August 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
candlecrow.bsky.social
Dudes looking like Joe Biden out here.
unavaleable.bsky.social Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · Aug 22
he really looks like dogshit
August 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
candlecrow.bsky.social
Biblical angel: "Be not afraid. Except for you Donny, you're the bottom of the totem pole. Be very afraid."
pleasebegneiss.bsky.social slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · Aug 20
potentially the funniest thing he’s said yet
new york times post with picture of frowning donald trump (expression of a sinner) with headline ‘i want to try and get into heaven’: trump gets reflective on ‘fox & friends’ with caption “president trump dialed into “fox &friends” and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: he’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies. “i want to try and get into heaven, if possible,” he explained. “i’m hearing i’m not doing well. i am really at the bottom of the totem pole. but if i can get into heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
August 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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one of my tiktok followers made this
April 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM