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I post sometimes. Maybe they relate to each other, often not.
I’m getting blue steel energy from the Hulk at the grocery store
September 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m getting blue steel energy from the Hulk at the grocery store
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Coppertone unveils new SPF 1,000,000 sunblock that shrouds land in eternal darkness
Coppertone unveils new SPF 1,000,000 sunblock that shrouds land in eternal darkness
“Thanks to our new SPF 1,000,000 sunblock, you, your family, and large swathes of your province will enjoy nonstop protection from harmful UV rays, light, and warmth.”
www.thebeaverton.com
August 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Coppertone unveils new SPF 1,000,000 sunblock that shrouds land in eternal darkness
What a time to be alive, I can flush bucket after bucket of golf balls down the toilet with complete confidence.
The country club won’t see it coming.
The country club won’t see it coming.
August 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
What a time to be alive, I can flush bucket after bucket of golf balls down the toilet with complete confidence.
The country club won’t see it coming.
The country club won’t see it coming.
Aside from the wildfire smoke, this summer has been nice so far
two lego figures standing on a sandy beach with one holding a hamburger and the other holding a french fries bucket
Alt: two lego figures (Darth Vader and Palpatine) standing on a sandy beach. Darry Vader is holding two beach chairs, a bucket, a small sand shovel, and a surf board with the Empire symbol on it. Vader is also wearing a shirt with a tropical print on it. Palpatine is just following next to Vader looking at the ground.
media.tenor.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Aside from the wildfire smoke, this summer has been nice so far
I saw a duck and some ducklings today :-)
June 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I saw a duck and some ducklings today :-)
It got up to 28°C today. I’m not built for this heat.
a melting ice cube with a sad face on it
Alt: a melting ice cube with a sad face on it
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May 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It got up to 28°C today. I’m not built for this heat.
The trilliums are blooming :-)
May 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The trilliums are blooming :-)
I made brownies today, hell yeah
a person is holding a piece of brownie with a bite taken out of it .
Alt: A GIF of a person lifting a slice of brownie from brownies and placing that piece on top of another brownie.
media.tenor.com
May 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I made brownies today, hell yeah
The fact there isn’t some universal standard for power tool batteries in ridiculous.
princess bubblegum from adventure time is standing in front of a broken chair .
Alt: princess bubblegum from adventure time is flipping a table and chair
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The fact there isn’t some universal standard for power tool batteries in ridiculous.
Random tip given during a video game loading screen be like
If you fart too hard, you can hurt yourself
April 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Random tip given during a video game loading screen be like
A peacock is just a fancy turkey 🦃🦚
a peacock is walking down a stone walkway in a park .
Alt: a peacock is walking down a stone walkway in a park strutting its stuff and tail feathers are fully out
media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
A peacock is just a fancy turkey 🦃🦚
Forget microplastics, I want macroplastics, just jam a whole credit card in my veins.
April 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Forget microplastics, I want macroplastics, just jam a whole credit card in my veins.
I saw a raccoon swimming today. Didn’t realize they could swim, they don’t give the vibe of being adept swimmers to me.
But I guess it makes sense they can swim.
But I guess it makes sense they can swim.
two raccoons are playing in a swimming pool with a blue bucket in the background
Alt: two raccoons are playing in a swimming pool with a blue bucket in the background
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April 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I saw a raccoon swimming today. Didn’t realize they could swim, they don’t give the vibe of being adept swimmers to me.
But I guess it makes sense they can swim.
But I guess it makes sense they can swim.
Finding hidden vegetables call that more than beets the eye
a cartoon robot is walking on a dirt road .
Alt: a cartoon robot is walking on a dirt road . And turns into something sus, amogus
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April 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Finding hidden vegetables call that more than beets the eye
Really throwing me off how in under a week it was snowing and now it’s 16°C.
a red and white thermometer shows that the temperature is 77 degrees celsius
Alt: a red and white illustration of a thermometer showing a rapid increase and decrease in temperature.
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April 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Really throwing me off how in under a week it was snowing and now it’s 16°C.
I only just found my long johns after winter ended :-/
a group of people standing in front of a dang sign
Alt: a group of people standing in front of a dang sign, face palming
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April 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I only just found my long johns after winter ended :-/
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Ontario measles case count exceeds 800 total infections, 155 new since last week www.thecanadianpressnews.ca/health/ontar... @cdnpress.bsky.social
𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀: CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter 🍁
𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀: CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter 🍁
April 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ontario measles case count exceeds 800 total infections, 155 new since last week www.thecanadianpressnews.ca/health/ontar... @cdnpress.bsky.social
𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀: CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter 🍁
𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀: CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter 🍁
Through a very heavy use of muted words, blocks, and filters I have curated my online experience (or at least Bluesky) to something acceptable to me.
The tools are around if you wish to use them.
Avoid the “misery machine”
The tools are around if you wish to use them.
Avoid the “misery machine”
April 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Through a very heavy use of muted words, blocks, and filters I have curated my online experience (or at least Bluesky) to something acceptable to me.
The tools are around if you wish to use them.
Avoid the “misery machine”
The tools are around if you wish to use them.
Avoid the “misery machine”
Wait so if the #tariff thing has been rolled back (again) for most countries to 10% does that mean those uninhabited penguin islands are still at 10% #tariffs?
a black and white penguin with an orange beak stands on a table
Alt: A chicken (or possibly penguin?) Feather McGraw with an orange beak stands on a table looking at something off camera.
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April 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
What if as a whimsical idea the manhole covers near various points in #Ottawa were references to the area?
Like say near the mint the manhole covers look like coins, I think that might be fun.
Like say near the mint the manhole covers look like coins, I think that might be fun.
a canadian flag is surrounded by various canadian currency bills
Alt: a canadian flag is surrounded by various denominations of canadian currency, both bills and coins
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April 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
What if as a whimsical idea the manhole covers near various points in #Ottawa were references to the area?
Like say near the mint the manhole covers look like coins, I think that might be fun.
Like say near the mint the manhole covers look like coins, I think that might be fun.