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@camillemha.bsky.social
Reader, writer, serves cats. Opinions my own. Kind>nice
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Exceptionally proud non-“Believer” (sounds like a cult…)
February 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Exceptionally proud non-“Believer” (sounds like a cult…)
There's something my deeply jaded soul finds funny about Venmo offering to help me with my spending habits......
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
There's something my deeply jaded soul finds funny about Venmo offering to help me with my spending habits......
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If you're in line to demoralize an ICE agent, STAY IN LINE.
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
If you're in line to demoralize an ICE agent, STAY IN LINE.
Not everyone likes the dentist, but I just LOVE how my fangs gleam after a visit
January 22, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Not everyone likes the dentist, but I just LOVE how my fangs gleam after a visit
So the Vances are expecting a 4th child.
Just one question: Is Erika Kirk the surrogate?
Just one question: Is Erika Kirk the surrogate?
January 21, 2026 at 4:48 AM
So the Vances are expecting a 4th child.
Just one question: Is Erika Kirk the surrogate?
Just one question: Is Erika Kirk the surrogate?
It's L.A., I'm driving a Mini Cooper, and suddenly this is my view.......... Yes, I double-checked the back of the car for gold bars/Mark Wahlberg/Charlize Theron.
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
It's L.A., I'm driving a Mini Cooper, and suddenly this is my view.......... Yes, I double-checked the back of the car for gold bars/Mark Wahlberg/Charlize Theron.
Goddamn it, I really only logged on to see if there was new video of #DinosaurusRex, and I end up explaining to a white Boomer why she's being a jackass.
We white people are fucking exhausting. Thank you, Black people, for all of the unpaid labor you are still doing.
We white people are fucking exhausting. Thank you, Black people, for all of the unpaid labor you are still doing.
January 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Goddamn it, I really only logged on to see if there was new video of #DinosaurusRex, and I end up explaining to a white Boomer why she's being a jackass.
We white people are fucking exhausting. Thank you, Black people, for all of the unpaid labor you are still doing.
We white people are fucking exhausting. Thank you, Black people, for all of the unpaid labor you are still doing.
Made it through the first full week of work at my new job.
I'd celebrate, but I kinda just want to lie down, y'know?
I'd celebrate, but I kinda just want to lie down, y'know?
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Made it through the first full week of work at my new job.
I'd celebrate, but I kinda just want to lie down, y'know?
I'd celebrate, but I kinda just want to lie down, y'know?
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To all Trump- and 3rd-party voters:
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
To all Trump- and 3rd-party voters:
Go Birds!!! 🦅🦅🦅
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Go Birds!!! 🦅🦅🦅
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The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
I have questions about Jason Kelce's penchant for flat caps....
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I have questions about Jason Kelce's penchant for flat caps....
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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NO ONLINE SALES TODAY!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
NO ONLINE SALES TODAY!!!!!
Dear @verizon-wireless.bsky.social,
My mom died.
I do NOT want to take on her account.
I do NOT need to know that she owes a balance. She DIED & the grief is never-ending (as is time on phone w/ your representative - 34 minutes so far)
Thank Dog this is the last time I'll have to deal with you.
My mom died.
I do NOT want to take on her account.
I do NOT need to know that she owes a balance. She DIED & the grief is never-ending (as is time on phone w/ your representative - 34 minutes so far)
Thank Dog this is the last time I'll have to deal with you.
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Dear @verizon-wireless.bsky.social,
My mom died.
I do NOT want to take on her account.
I do NOT need to know that she owes a balance. She DIED & the grief is never-ending (as is time on phone w/ your representative - 34 minutes so far)
Thank Dog this is the last time I'll have to deal with you.
My mom died.
I do NOT want to take on her account.
I do NOT need to know that she owes a balance. She DIED & the grief is never-ending (as is time on phone w/ your representative - 34 minutes so far)
Thank Dog this is the last time I'll have to deal with you.
It's not a high-score game, but I'm not *hating* it.....
GO Birds!! 🦅
Fly 🦅🦅Fly!!!!!
GO Birds!! 🦅
Fly 🦅🦅Fly!!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It's not a high-score game, but I'm not *hating* it.....
GO Birds!! 🦅
Fly 🦅🦅Fly!!!!!
GO Birds!! 🦅
Fly 🦅🦅Fly!!!!!
Jordan DAAAAAAvis!!!🦅🦅
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Jordan DAAAAAAvis!!!🦅🦅
"We're gonna need some more FBI guys I guess...."
It's not even Thanksgiving, and they're already playing Christmas movies!
I'd be outraged, but I love that movie.
It's not even Thanksgiving, and they're already playing Christmas movies!
I'd be outraged, but I love that movie.
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
"We're gonna need some more FBI guys I guess...."
It's not even Thanksgiving, and they're already playing Christmas movies!
I'd be outraged, but I love that movie.
It's not even Thanksgiving, and they're already playing Christmas movies!
I'd be outraged, but I love that movie.
It's raining, and I'm craving gingerbread cookies.
Since I live in L.A., I will not be going out to get cookies until the water stops falling from the sky.
IYKYK
Since I live in L.A., I will not be going out to get cookies until the water stops falling from the sky.
IYKYK
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's raining, and I'm craving gingerbread cookies.
Since I live in L.A., I will not be going out to get cookies until the water stops falling from the sky.
IYKYK
Since I live in L.A., I will not be going out to get cookies until the water stops falling from the sky.
IYKYK
Aaaaaaand.....
Cue Malicious Compliance....
Cue Malicious Compliance....
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Aaaaaaand.....
Cue Malicious Compliance....
Cue Malicious Compliance....
We're gonna need a blizzard in L.A.
It snows one (1) day and they're looking to gtfo
(also I'll believe it when I see it)
(also I'll believe it when I see it)
Bovino and Co. are preparing to leave Chicago in the coming days, according to @chicagotribune.com reporting
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We're gonna need a blizzard in L.A.
This football game is a war crime against Eagles fans, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This football game is a war crime against Eagles fans, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Cogent analysis of Presidential candidates right there. Because I'd vote for the candy before I'd vote for St. Bernard of the Snows
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups>Bernie.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Cogent analysis of Presidential candidates right there. Because I'd vote for the candy before I'd vote for St. Bernard of the Snows