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Cally Beaton
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⭐️ 2025/26 TOUR ⭐️ + BESTSELLING BOOK ‘Namaste Motherf*ckers’ OUT NOW! 🙏🏻 At 45, Joan Rivers told me to get into stand-up. So I did. She was 81 • Live at the Apollo • QI •
Had the best time behind the scenes at The Big Cat Sanctuary with Cam Whitnall today. If you’re not aware of their work, or of Cam’s remarkable rescue of lions from war-torn Ukraine, click on this:

thebigcatsanctuary.org/news/yuna-ta...
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Nothing worse than turning up in the exact same outfit as someone else, is there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
London mornings and midlife women.
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Women over 50. It’s like we’ve always been around, being resilient and awesome.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My book is better than my camera work…

callybeaton.com/live/
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
On Jeremy Vine this morning, where we managed to (briefly) subvert the legal compliance taping of the swears on my book jacket. Like the Sex Pistols all over again.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
This is what I came on stage to last night. Life’s alright sometimes, innit.

I’ll be back at in Tunbridge Wells with a second date in 2026: Sat 13th June, 7.30pm. Ticket link now live so grab ‘em while you can! Book signings after all shows ✍️

Tour tickets (all venues):
callybeaton.com/live/
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Man helping out in a woman’s world…
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
And the award for best homecoming goes to…
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
(Not so) little acts of microfeminism. Taking up space that is ours.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Wasn’t expecting a full moon at Heathrow…
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bottling this for if I have a bad day.
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM