B. Ham
@callmibham.bsky.social
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Formerly "CallMiBHam" on the 🐦 app
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Formerly "CallMiBHam" on the 🐦 app
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I don't think you find your soulmate (if they even exist in the traditional sense) but rather they're made through vulnerability and openess and growth.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I don't think you find your soulmate (if they even exist in the traditional sense) but rather they're made through vulnerability and openess and growth.
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PEORIA, Ill. (AP) — Illinois deputy found guilty of murder in the shooting of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 asking for help.
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
PEORIA, Ill. (AP) — Illinois deputy found guilty of murder in the shooting of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 asking for help.
Love this movie.
Re-Watching Slither (2006)!
Whenever someone finds a disgusting pulsating object in the woods, their first instinct is to touch it, or at the very least to poke it with a sharp stick! I don't know if it is in our nature, but we are kind of drawn to the gross & disgusting, which explains reality TV.
Whenever someone finds a disgusting pulsating object in the woods, their first instinct is to touch it, or at the very least to poke it with a sharp stick! I don't know if it is in our nature, but we are kind of drawn to the gross & disgusting, which explains reality TV.
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Love this movie.
Will be skipping out on Scream 7 as much as it pains me to do so.
October 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Will be skipping out on Scream 7 as much as it pains me to do so.
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Apparently you can’t use beefstew as a password…
It ain’t stroganoff 🫣…..
It ain’t stroganoff 🫣…..
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Apparently you can’t use beefstew as a password…
It ain’t stroganoff 🫣…..
It ain’t stroganoff 🫣…..
Weighing under 200lbs lately. I'm no longer Daddy status. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 😔
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Weighing under 200lbs lately. I'm no longer Daddy status. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 😔
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All these “we could be at brunch!!” signs?
Is your brain on? You don’t see that’s also apart of the problem? No. And that’s why I can’t fuck with them people who are outside.
I don’t have time for that type of delusion in 2025
Is your brain on? You don’t see that’s also apart of the problem? No. And that’s why I can’t fuck with them people who are outside.
I don’t have time for that type of delusion in 2025
October 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
All these “we could be at brunch!!” signs?
Is your brain on? You don’t see that’s also apart of the problem? No. And that’s why I can’t fuck with them people who are outside.
I don’t have time for that type of delusion in 2025
Is your brain on? You don’t see that’s also apart of the problem? No. And that’s why I can’t fuck with them people who are outside.
I don’t have time for that type of delusion in 2025
Age of Revelation feels very meh so far.
October 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Age of Revelation feels very meh so far.
When I say Gerard was doing his good hollering! open.spotify.com/track/1yKAqZ...
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When I say Gerard was doing his good hollering! open.spotify.com/track/1yKAqZ...
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Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
October 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
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Beyond earned!!
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Beyond earned!!
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Everyone else is a model here for a check but the dude licking her foot is in it for the love of the game
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Everyone else is a model here for a check but the dude licking her foot is in it for the love of the game
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Ta-Nehisi Coates said this week on a pod that folks on both sides need to just start saying “I support genocide, I’m okay with genocide” and that’s really all there is to it.
Own your murderous shit.
Own your murderous shit.
That’s my favorite non-reaction. It means “I thought ppl liked war propaganda and xenophobia more than this.”
October 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Ta-Nehisi Coates said this week on a pod that folks on both sides need to just start saying “I support genocide, I’m okay with genocide” and that’s really all there is to it.
Own your murderous shit.
Own your murderous shit.
One of my favorite anime tropes is small girl with a giant bladed weapon. Especially an ax!
October 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
One of my favorite anime tropes is small girl with a giant bladed weapon. Especially an ax!
Their biggest!!
The Greeks did their big ones with yogurt and democracy so I get it.
October 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Their biggest!!
Absolutely no reason for me to be going through Greek yogurt the way that I do.
October 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Absolutely no reason for me to be going through Greek yogurt the way that I do.
Fifty dollar co-pay for a fifteen minute follow-up appointment. I hate it here so much.
October 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Fifty dollar co-pay for a fifteen minute follow-up appointment. I hate it here so much.
I'm always shocked when Sakamoto Days gets super violent.
October 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm always shocked when Sakamoto Days gets super violent.
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Confirmed: the Ultimate line is coming to an end in 2026. "It's the end of the Ultimate Universe. You think we're joking, but we're not."
#MarvelComics #NYCC #NYCC2025 #NextBigThing
#MarvelComics #NYCC #NYCC2025 #NextBigThing
October 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Confirmed: the Ultimate line is coming to an end in 2026. "It's the end of the Ultimate Universe. You think we're joking, but we're not."
#MarvelComics #NYCC #NYCC2025 #NextBigThing
#MarvelComics #NYCC #NYCC2025 #NextBigThing
Catching up on Astonishing X-Men and this book feels like such a love letter to Generation X.
......I just wish the art was a lil better.
......I just wish the art was a lil better.
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Catching up on Astonishing X-Men and this book feels like such a love letter to Generation X.
......I just wish the art was a lil better.
......I just wish the art was a lil better.
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childish or vampiric, either way I’m not interested
What if the love of my life hates garlic???
October 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
childish or vampiric, either way I’m not interested
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Leavitt: “You guys are framing this like the president wants to do the exact thing he says he wants to do.”
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Leavitt: “You guys are framing this like the president wants to do the exact thing he says he wants to do.”
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these looks from Zimmerman ss26 are living in my mind rent free
October 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
these looks from Zimmerman ss26 are living in my mind rent free
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It’s ChatGNeedsToBeAbolished
It’s ChatGPT (P)
Not ChatGBT (B)
Not ChatGBT (B)
October 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It’s ChatGNeedsToBeAbolished