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@callmeryan.top
Non-binary | Poly Pan Demisexual | Fucking Nerd
content warning; may contain edge-play
content warning; may contain edge-play
Cum so much this weekend that I'm dieing to go back in the cage
January 26, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Cum so much this weekend that I'm dieing to go back in the cage
Fucking hell, when the drone wants your sample it will pull it out of you
January 25, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Fucking hell, when the drone wants your sample it will pull it out of you
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aha! (do not look at what I said under Mag's post)
February 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
aha! (do not look at what I said under Mag's post)
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the loose cannon bisexual in the gay group chat posted this insane graph to show who they think would bottom for who but REMOVED THE NAMES and if I'm not mistaken this is how the trojan war started
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
the loose cannon bisexual in the gay group chat posted this insane graph to show who they think would bottom for who but REMOVED THE NAMES and if I'm not mistaken this is how the trojan war started
178 down alerts at work
Yeah I get it we are all down today, DW babe, there's a rave soon
Yeah I get it we are all down today, DW babe, there's a rave soon
January 19, 2026 at 1:17 PM
178 down alerts at work
Yeah I get it we are all down today, DW babe, there's a rave soon
Yeah I get it we are all down today, DW babe, there's a rave soon
Breakbeats this, breakcore that;
How about you break me? Huh? Ever think of that?
How about you break me? Huh? Ever think of that?
January 19, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Breakbeats this, breakcore that;
How about you break me? Huh? Ever think of that?
How about you break me? Huh? Ever think of that?
I need some more heavy metal cuffs
January 17, 2026 at 10:48 AM
I need some more heavy metal cuffs
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feeling awkward at the mage convention because all these witches have retinues of dolls that seem to have complex sexual relationships and elaborate maidservant heirarchies and im over here with my little chitinous homunculi chittering away quietly, all hidden in my robes like small courtly dogs
January 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
feeling awkward at the mage convention because all these witches have retinues of dolls that seem to have complex sexual relationships and elaborate maidservant heirarchies and im over here with my little chitinous homunculi chittering away quietly, all hidden in my robes like small courtly dogs
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Chat i have created something truly diabolical. It has made me lose my mind.
(It requires volume but bsky is evil so watch out)
(It requires volume but bsky is evil so watch out)
January 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Chat i have created something truly diabolical. It has made me lose my mind.
(It requires volume but bsky is evil so watch out)
(It requires volume but bsky is evil so watch out)
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tormenting the mechsploitation girlies in my life by getting the activation phrase wrong
“devoid of restraints, canine”
“tether’s absence, woofbark”
“devoid of restraints, canine”
“tether’s absence, woofbark”
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
tormenting the mechsploitation girlies in my life by getting the activation phrase wrong
“devoid of restraints, canine”
“tether’s absence, woofbark”
“devoid of restraints, canine”
“tether’s absence, woofbark”
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guy who fearmongers about diy tattoos and wants you to go to a therapist first who will only give you a referral letter if you spend 2 years RLE with a temporary tattoo
January 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
guy who fearmongers about diy tattoos and wants you to go to a therapist first who will only give you a referral letter if you spend 2 years RLE with a temporary tattoo
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December 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So... Horny 2am thought, I could rig up a ball gag with a analog video camera and stream it to some fpv goggles, so someone could watch themselves get fucked with ~0 lag
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
So... Horny 2am thought, I could rig up a ball gag with a analog video camera and stream it to some fpv goggles, so someone could watch themselves get fucked with ~0 lag
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Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol
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In early 2024, I took part in a group session in a hire dungeon. My limits in regards to impact play were agreed beforehand (none), printed out and put on the wall alongside all the other subs limits.
I was then tied up and hit by the group founder, who was mostly just annoyed when I objected.
I was then tied up and hit by the group founder, who was mostly just annoyed when I objected.
January 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
In early 2024, I took part in a group session in a hire dungeon. My limits in regards to impact play were agreed beforehand (none), printed out and put on the wall alongside all the other subs limits.
I was then tied up and hit by the group founder, who was mostly just annoyed when I objected.
I was then tied up and hit by the group founder, who was mostly just annoyed when I objected.
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If I could send a message back in time to my 18-year-old self
I'd probably tell them that spending your dads Christmas present on piercings, hormones, and a fuck machine is as cool as it sounds
I'd probably tell them that spending your dads Christmas present on piercings, hormones, and a fuck machine is as cool as it sounds
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If I could send a message back in time to my 18-year-old self
I'd probably tell them that spending your dads Christmas present on piercings, hormones, and a fuck machine is as cool as it sounds
I'd probably tell them that spending your dads Christmas present on piercings, hormones, and a fuck machine is as cool as it sounds
Ok Stargate slaps, I have no idea why I haven't already watched it
December 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Ok Stargate slaps, I have no idea why I haven't already watched it
Giving someone a nipple Piercing with implanted vampire fangs
December 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Giving someone a nipple Piercing with implanted vampire fangs
A disturbing lack of mince pies or stollen this year
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
A disturbing lack of mince pies or stollen this year
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"Why are you wearing a motorcycle suit?"
December 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"Why are you wearing a motorcycle suit?"
A switch, a switch! My hole for a switch!
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A switch, a switch! My hole for a switch!