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she/her | oshamir hours 🔞 | from the river to the sea
#oshamir #myfic
Pinned
COMPLETE!

show me who you are
7/7 | explicit | 50k
#oshamir #myfic

🥊 dead dove
🥊 mma fighter qimir
🥊 accidental honeypot osha
🥊 the match of the century
🥊 confrontations & revelations
🥊 deal with the devil

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/687927...
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a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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qimir's love language is always giving osha the upper hand
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I feel like something definitely died when the Acolyte was cancelled, the vibes were permanently off.

Skeleton Crew was a fun show, but the excitement for it had cooled. No one gave a shit about the Mando teaser, not even on Reddit.
#huntforBenSolo actually generated buzz.
Pepperidge Farms remembers Star Wars Twitter
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Hey, The Acolyte fandom!! Do you guys have any cool personal headcannons about #Oshamir ?. Cuz I super curious what headcannons people have and I wanna draw some!!! (It might take me a while to draw them cuz I'm a slow artist). #Theacolyte
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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The Acolyte soundtrack is massively underrated
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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my funny girl!!!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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have you thought about Her this morning? now you have
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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a more experimental piece #oshamir #wip #theacolyte
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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like u already know what i’m waffling on about
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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ambush predators
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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B-SIDES by flythesail

Driving til I see stars by Anonymous

Haunting you, onto you by @callistos.bsky.social

The cards that you won’t show by @satalxo.bsky.social

Black Cherry Chutney by @thejadedbeauty.bsky.social
It's #OshamirFicFriday ! Wherever you are for the holiday, I hope you're enjoying some Oshamir smut when you're able ❤️‍🔥 Share what you're reading this week ✨
#RenewTheAcolyte
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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busy week but i started 'Black Cherry Chutney' by @thejadedbeauty.bsky.social
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73577246

and ofc 'haunting you, onto you' ch2 by @callistos.bsky.social
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73915256
It's #OshamirFicFriday ! Wherever you are for the holiday, I hope you're enjoying some Oshamir smut when you're able ❤️‍🔥 Share what you're reading this week ✨
#RenewTheAcolyte
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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thankful for oshamir
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Great time to release a good old Nuremberg Trial movie
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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It's #OshamirFicFriday ! Wherever you are for the holiday, I hope you're enjoying some Oshamir smut when you're able ❤️‍🔥 Share what you're reading this week ✨
#RenewTheAcolyte
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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plotting and scheming
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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his character is like an animated version of Yao

youtu.be/dCOAZVcV2uA?...
Prep & Landing: The Snowball Protocol - Meet The Cast I Disney TVA Specials
YouTube video by Disney Television Animation News
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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There are a lot of starving people on this app who haven't eaten a real meal in months. I just want you to consider that before you post photos of your thanksgiving meal...I know that's a buzzkill, but let's work harder on getting our governments to stop committing genocide and forced famine then
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM