Calico Whirlwind
@calicowhirlwind.bsky.social
Weird programmer and asexual pervert. she/her, 32. pfp using picrew by @hunblooms on twitter (18+ NSFW account)
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Sometimes the bad guys get one over you and caaaan get handsy...
February 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Sometimes the bad guys get one over you and caaaan get handsy...
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Locos 1 and 2 were sabotaged by agents of the Shadows. 3 Loko was sent into the past to be used at a crucial moment when the light of civilization most needed its strength.
February 17, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Locos 1 and 2 were sabotaged by agents of the Shadows. 3 Loko was sent into the past to be used at a crucial moment when the light of civilization most needed its strength.
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lesbian robot girl who comments on your hands after seeing you type out a program
February 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
lesbian robot girl who comments on your hands after seeing you type out a program
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as an Appalachian trans woman I see all this incest play as stolen valor
February 16, 2026 at 8:26 AM
as an Appalachian trans woman I see all this incest play as stolen valor
so i guess bdsmlr is just dead now ?
my dash has moved like 12 posts in the last day
did they break uploading again ?
my dash has moved like 12 posts in the last day
did they break uploading again ?
February 16, 2026 at 7:41 AM
so i guess bdsmlr is just dead now ?
my dash has moved like 12 posts in the last day
did they break uploading again ?
my dash has moved like 12 posts in the last day
did they break uploading again ?
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a big thanks to all the girls who have made me worse
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM
a big thanks to all the girls who have made me worse
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happy year of the horse 🥳🧧
February 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
happy year of the horse 🥳🧧
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B5 WiP part 2
I know Kosh is technically gold. I know. But gold looked like ass so i'm just sticking to rose gold-ish highlights instead
I know Kosh is technically gold. I know. But gold looked like ass so i'm just sticking to rose gold-ish highlights instead
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 AM
B5 WiP part 2
I know Kosh is technically gold. I know. But gold looked like ass so i'm just sticking to rose gold-ish highlights instead
I know Kosh is technically gold. I know. But gold looked like ass so i'm just sticking to rose gold-ish highlights instead
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I think people should turn Dylan Control into a girl. All Control protagonists should be girls
February 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I think people should turn Dylan Control into a girl. All Control protagonists should be girls
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Just got my load refused at the All Loads Refused Asexual Orgy
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Just got my load refused at the All Loads Refused Asexual Orgy
giving away clones of myself to all my friends with the only restriction being that whatever they do to her, they have to show me the video.
February 12, 2026 at 7:54 AM
giving away clones of myself to all my friends with the only restriction being that whatever they do to her, they have to show me the video.
looking over my blog and it seems the one constant is that if im having sex in the fantasy im not doing it as a person
like i can be a person and do bdsm stuff thats fine
but if youre gonna fuck me or vice versa i gotta be a toy or a pet or a robot
like i can be a person and do bdsm stuff thats fine
but if youre gonna fuck me or vice versa i gotta be a toy or a pet or a robot
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 AM
looking over my blog and it seems the one constant is that if im having sex in the fantasy im not doing it as a person
like i can be a person and do bdsm stuff thats fine
but if youre gonna fuck me or vice versa i gotta be a toy or a pet or a robot
like i can be a person and do bdsm stuff thats fine
but if youre gonna fuck me or vice versa i gotta be a toy or a pet or a robot
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more ollie milk, now with cow cosplay! 🥛
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
more ollie milk, now with cow cosplay! 🥛
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Guys! I'm doing an art book. It's gonna be 300 pages of straight up Yeougui art~ Please help me fund it here, pre-orders are open:
yeougui.com/products/yeo...
yeougui.com/products/yeo...
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Guys! I'm doing an art book. It's gonna be 300 pages of straight up Yeougui art~ Please help me fund it here, pre-orders are open:
yeougui.com/products/yeo...
yeougui.com/products/yeo...
the hour between the last two posts is how long it took my dickhead best friend to get me the fucking source link
February 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
the hour between the last two posts is how long it took my dickhead best friend to get me the fucking source link
this would fix me
had lots of fun doing this comm for :3 @phlebotomist.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
this would fix me
need someone or several someones to tie my hands above my head to a pipe or hook and mark up my body with markers for butchering
thatd fix me i think
thatd fix me i think
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
need someone or several someones to tie my hands above my head to a pipe or hook and mark up my body with markers for butchering
thatd fix me i think
thatd fix me i think
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The market is untapped for a Get-Along-Bomb-Collar called "Keep Kissing and Nobody Explodes"
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The market is untapped for a Get-Along-Bomb-Collar called "Keep Kissing and Nobody Explodes"
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grok? no thanks, i’d rather have gock
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
grok? no thanks, i’d rather have gock
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📌 Scarlet secures the bolts around Tifa's wrists.
"...So you're a screamer."
Blushing deep red, Tifa weakly stammers back, "W-What? I haven't... I've n-never..."
It's a trick. *Every* girl is reduced to ragged screams when they ride Scarlet's silver tongue. Aerith, Jessie, Cloud...
"...So you're a screamer."
Blushing deep red, Tifa weakly stammers back, "W-What? I haven't... I've n-never..."
It's a trick. *Every* girl is reduced to ragged screams when they ride Scarlet's silver tongue. Aerith, Jessie, Cloud...
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
📌 Scarlet secures the bolts around Tifa's wrists.
"...So you're a screamer."
Blushing deep red, Tifa weakly stammers back, "W-What? I haven't... I've n-never..."
It's a trick. *Every* girl is reduced to ragged screams when they ride Scarlet's silver tongue. Aerith, Jessie, Cloud...
"...So you're a screamer."
Blushing deep red, Tifa weakly stammers back, "W-What? I haven't... I've n-never..."
It's a trick. *Every* girl is reduced to ragged screams when they ride Scarlet's silver tongue. Aerith, Jessie, Cloud...
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need to get fucked silly style by a werewolf. for my health
February 7, 2026 at 6:38 AM
need to get fucked silly style by a werewolf. for my health
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How can you say no~ 💖💖💖🥰
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
How can you say no~ 💖💖💖🥰
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shes so excited for you to try her milk
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 AM
shes so excited for you to try her milk
want a master/mistress who considers me an investment
its not about what i am now but about what i could be
so they set me up with new outfits, makeovers, and training
i cant suck their cock/lick their pussy until my oral trainer says im an expert at it
its not about what i am now but about what i could be
so they set me up with new outfits, makeovers, and training
i cant suck their cock/lick their pussy until my oral trainer says im an expert at it
February 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
want a master/mistress who considers me an investment
its not about what i am now but about what i could be
so they set me up with new outfits, makeovers, and training
i cant suck their cock/lick their pussy until my oral trainer says im an expert at it
its not about what i am now but about what i could be
so they set me up with new outfits, makeovers, and training
i cant suck their cock/lick their pussy until my oral trainer says im an expert at it