Calico Whirlwind
@calicowhirlwind.bsky.social
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Weird programmer and asexual pervert. she/her, 32. pfp using picrew by @hunblooms on twitter (18+ NSFW account)
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waking my robotgf back up and explaining what's on the memory card I'm holding, which of her memories I moved off of her, before I snap it in half.
you gotta give me an ear tag just to tell me apart from the other milkcows.

it's about the dehumanization!
one of my assorted kinks is milking, in the hucow sense. but I know some people into this prefer hand-milking: not me!
I like the cold unfeeling touch of a machine, because it's about my position in the fantasy. I'm not your girlfriend, I'm not your pet, I'm your cattle. a member of a herd.
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You thought helping your lesbian friends conceive would be hot as hell…

Instead you just have your cock soaking in one while the other pounds your prostate with a strap until you cum, so it can feel like it’s just the two of them having sex!
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Experimenting with having this buttplug vibrate every time there are flames in #Balatro

#teledildonics #buttplug
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My throat is a toy for cute trans women
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I love being a known slutty transsexual cause people ask me if I’m busy and I’m like sorry I have a rape scheduled that day
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scientist who stores interspecies alien porn on the deep space probe's hard drive so that horny aliens will visit earth
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#bonktober69 day 8!

Just another day at the Gingerwood Monster Research Lab...
yes! ive said before, my ideal relationship is with a dominant who can make me tf into whatever they want, and they shouldnt consult me beforehand. they were feeling like fucking a sheepgirl today? i only figure it out when i feel my new horns
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My part of the art trade with SinisterSpaghetti!

Petplay isn't always what it's cracked up to be
i was gonna post a screenshot of google search for "hucow openings near me" and be like THE JOB MARKET IS FUCKED when no results came back...
but it turns out the stupid google ai thing tries to step in and reply that there are hucow jobs near me

lying to me is worse, google! dont get my hopes up
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Club paying for it's bunny-identifying waiter's "affirming care" (ears, tail, hormones) on the condition that they also get a functioning womb implanted and rent it out to customer's.

The first 5 will be "no loads refused" and all proceeds going to the club, as repayment.

A good deal, right?
I agree with that. If it was as easy as I'd like, that WOULD be weird! like come on, not even for a weekend? not even as a joke, once?

honestly I'd love it to be so easy that you can do it twice in one college class. you gotta spend a quarter hour transed at minimum just for sex ed reasons.
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teaching myself embedded development on my robot girlfriend
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Kinktober 2025 - Day 9
#kinktober #kinktober2025

Prompt: Collection
Title: "The Manor"

CN : Harem - Pet Play - Sex Work - Chastity - Dubcon - 24/7 Dynamic - Free Use
god your breasts are gorgeous!
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just me cracking jokes while sexting
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A naked pregnant woman leans over a counter at the milk bar. Two men sit in front of her, each holding one of her large breasts and sucking on a nipple. She’s lactating, and they’re drinking it, squeezing, wringing her tits dry.
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Goblin immune to hypnosis until you add a spiral to one of her hyperfixation video games. Then she's deep in trance while sorting conveyor belts~
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cnc machining is when I power down the android girl so she doesn't have to live with the memory of what I do next