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annie
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future heart attack survivor
i keep getting this urge to start gaslighting myself about random stuff, major and minor
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
all my posts are a cry for help especially the one concerning waffle house
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
increasingly can't bear to be around people because they start asking you difficult questions like "how's it going" and "what're you up to"
February 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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the great filter is the entertainment value of going back in time and killing past versions of your species with the extreme flavors of your technologically advanced snack foods
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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python logging system where you just write "log()" wherever w/ no args & it just tells an llm "you are the log() call at line to 634. here's a dump of all variables in scope. log whatever seems appropriate. be concise please" and pipes the response straight to ur console
February 1, 2026 at 8:27 AM
neurodivergent industrial complex
getting a list of therapists a therapist reccomends can be so damning of the original therapist
like ah i see whats going on now. all these websites have splash art of fucking possums and mushrooms and rainbows. fuck you
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
getting a list of therapists a therapist reccomends can be so damning of the original therapist
like ah i see whats going on now. all these websites have splash art of fucking possums and mushrooms and rainbows. fuck you
February 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
i like to think morgan ofthedevil would think i'm an easy target
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
my mother is playing Of The Devil(!)
she has a theory that hbk is 6 different people who have had the same modded arm and that the arm is the killer
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
today im going to lie in bed and drink soda and hit my vape a bunch. will this have consequences? fuck if i know
January 31, 2026 at 8:43 PM
chat wdyd when the things you care about and are interested in just come and go randomly without any control. wdyd when you don't even know what you want or care about in the moment?
January 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
> let me give niri another try
> every app thinks my system is using a dark theme when it shouldn't be
> vscode won't open the filepicker
> setting my second monitor position entails breaking out a calculator
ok nevermind
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Reposted by annie
after 27 years on this planet i can confidently say the one true purpose of life is cooking beautiful women delicious and nourishing meals
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
DRUNK REYES
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 AM
morgan reminded me that claw clips are goated and i should wear them all the time
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
who wants to take me to waffle House rn
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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she bullshit my job till i graeber
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
i have always been afraid of what looking at myself in the mirror like that does to me. i start like, i don't know, compulsively making scary faces at myself. theres this fear in the back of my mind that I'm going to become unable to stop, that the reflection is going to start moving me
any other adults afraid to look at themselves in the mirror in the dark? not of what's behind them or whatever but cause of their own reflection
i wish i had a horny relationship with my own reflection in the mirror instead of a confused and terrified one
January 29, 2026 at 7:05 AM
any other adults afraid to look at themselves in the mirror in the dark? not of what's behind them or whatever but cause of their own reflection
i wish i had a horny relationship with my own reflection in the mirror instead of a confused and terrified one
January 29, 2026 at 7:02 AM
i wish i had a horny relationship with my own reflection in the mirror instead of a confused and terrified one
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 AM
explaining to my friend ehy i missed all her messages
January 29, 2026 at 6:49 AM
i NEED a set of serra stickers for signal
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 AM
oh my god morgan is so hot
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 AM
my boobs breast
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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the real signal prob looks more like this. maybe even denser actually. idk, hard to say, the reality is we just aren't taking samples w/ nearly a high enough nyquist frequency to say much of anything concretely about how fast doomsdays are happening. my guess? probably at least once every two years.
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 AM