🔞🔞 two_tries 🏳️⚧️
@twotries.bsky.social
🔞 🎃 *The* jimmytwotries. Collaborative cunnilingus / Dead Rising 2 fanboy (I'm actually very boring).
https://archiveofourown.org/users/jimmytwotries/pseuds/jimmytwotries
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Not necessarily open for commissions, but looking for a specific flavour of story.
Not necessarily open for commissions, but looking for a specific flavour of story.
Reposted by 🔞🔞 two_tries 🏳️⚧️
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
📌 Targeted clit overstimulation until her she can't feel her shaking legs or trembling hips.
Neglecting her useless pussy to focus on the stiff pink brain between her legs (the only brain that matters).
Neglecting her useless pussy to focus on the stiff pink brain between her legs (the only brain that matters).
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
📌 Targeted clit overstimulation until her she can't feel her shaking legs or trembling hips.
Neglecting her useless pussy to focus on the stiff pink brain between her legs (the only brain that matters).
Neglecting her useless pussy to focus on the stiff pink brain between her legs (the only brain that matters).
📌 An ex orgasm junkie breathlessly warns a classroom of impressionable young women not to get too single-minded about clitoral stimulation. It's a slippery slope to becoming a dopamine addict...
Definitely don't abuse your clit using one of the six or so methods she lays out step by step!
Definitely don't abuse your clit using one of the six or so methods she lays out step by step!
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
📌 An ex orgasm junkie breathlessly warns a classroom of impressionable young women not to get too single-minded about clitoral stimulation. It's a slippery slope to becoming a dopamine addict...
Definitely don't abuse your clit using one of the six or so methods she lays out step by step!
Definitely don't abuse your clit using one of the six or so methods she lays out step by step!
📌 Ciri visits a strange futuristic universe for all of fifteen minutes before somebody convinces her to test drive a lewd body mod.
After six squirming hours of having her nerve-boosted clitoris edged by her new prehensile clit hood, she's desperate to corrupt Yennefer as well.
After six squirming hours of having her nerve-boosted clitoris edged by her new prehensile clit hood, she's desperate to corrupt Yennefer as well.
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
📌 Ciri visits a strange futuristic universe for all of fifteen minutes before somebody convinces her to test drive a lewd body mod.
After six squirming hours of having her nerve-boosted clitoris edged by her new prehensile clit hood, she's desperate to corrupt Yennefer as well.
After six squirming hours of having her nerve-boosted clitoris edged by her new prehensile clit hood, she's desperate to corrupt Yennefer as well.
📌 Lesbians making straight girls taste themselves... 😮💨
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
📌 Lesbians making straight girls taste themselves... 😮💨
Reposted by 🔞🔞 two_tries 🏳️⚧️
LRT Monstergirls and creatures with exciting new erogenous zones to uncover! ^_^
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
LRT Monstergirls and creatures with exciting new erogenous zones to uncover! ^_^
Reposted by 🔞🔞 two_tries 🏳️⚧️
📌 Sigh. More court-ordered therapy because my BFF and I did a silly little home invasion, shaved some lucky housewife's pussy, and spent the whole weekend polishing her criminally-neglected pearl.
As usual, the charges got dismissed when the "victim" started craving my mouth. (1/2)
As usual, the charges got dismissed when the "victim" started craving my mouth. (1/2)
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
📌 Sigh. More court-ordered therapy because my BFF and I did a silly little home invasion, shaved some lucky housewife's pussy, and spent the whole weekend polishing her criminally-neglected pearl.
As usual, the charges got dismissed when the "victim" started craving my mouth. (1/2)
As usual, the charges got dismissed when the "victim" started craving my mouth. (1/2)
Reposted by 🔞🔞 two_tries 🏳️⚧️
📌 A hot goth baddie will only date you if you can endure more than three minutes of a slippery handjob.
Also she's straight, so if you shoot ropes while she moans into your ear that your juicy lips are built for cock...
Also she's straight, so if you shoot ropes while she moans into your ear that your juicy lips are built for cock...
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
📌 A hot goth baddie will only date you if you can endure more than three minutes of a slippery handjob.
Also she's straight, so if you shoot ropes while she moans into your ear that your juicy lips are built for cock...
Also she's straight, so if you shoot ropes while she moans into your ear that your juicy lips are built for cock...
Throwing this into the aether:
If anybody has the chops to write clitoral-hood-used-as-a-clit-cocksleeve smut, please contact me.
If anybody has the chops to write clitoral-hood-used-as-a-clit-cocksleeve smut, please contact me.
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Throwing this into the aether:
If anybody has the chops to write clitoral-hood-used-as-a-clit-cocksleeve smut, please contact me.
If anybody has the chops to write clitoral-hood-used-as-a-clit-cocksleeve smut, please contact me.
📌 Sigh. More court-ordered therapy because my BFF and I did a silly little home invasion, shaved some lucky housewife's pussy, and spent the whole weekend polishing her criminally-neglected pearl.
As usual, the charges got dismissed when the "victim" started craving my mouth. (1/2)
As usual, the charges got dismissed when the "victim" started craving my mouth. (1/2)
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
📌 Sigh. More court-ordered therapy because my BFF and I did a silly little home invasion, shaved some lucky housewife's pussy, and spent the whole weekend polishing her criminally-neglected pearl.
As usual, the charges got dismissed when the "victim" started craving my mouth. (1/2)
As usual, the charges got dismissed when the "victim" started craving my mouth. (1/2)
📌 Serena helps Hilda get a part-time job in a Lumiose restaurant.
But she has to explain what an "une pause petite mort" is. You get five of them every shift, and if you don't manage to...well...climax...you'll probably be pretty antsy until the next opportunity.
But she has to explain what an "une pause petite mort" is. You get five of them every shift, and if you don't manage to...well...climax...you'll probably be pretty antsy until the next opportunity.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
📌 Serena helps Hilda get a part-time job in a Lumiose restaurant.
But she has to explain what an "une pause petite mort" is. You get five of them every shift, and if you don't manage to...well...climax...you'll probably be pretty antsy until the next opportunity.
But she has to explain what an "une pause petite mort" is. You get five of them every shift, and if you don't manage to...well...climax...you'll probably be pretty antsy until the next opportunity.
Reposted by 🔞🔞 two_tries 🏳️⚧️
📌 Nessa Pokémon gritting her teeth, bucking upward, then *shooting ropes all over her sports bra* when a buzzing tattoo needle gets a little too close to her hard-on.
Getting a secret "Pichu-owned" logo on her hip is *sooo* naughty~.
Getting a secret "Pichu-owned" logo on her hip is *sooo* naughty~.
August 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
📌 Nessa Pokémon gritting her teeth, bucking upward, then *shooting ropes all over her sports bra* when a buzzing tattoo needle gets a little too close to her hard-on.
Getting a secret "Pichu-owned" logo on her hip is *sooo* naughty~.
Getting a secret "Pichu-owned" logo on her hip is *sooo* naughty~.
📌 Your fiancée made a weird face when your sleazy new landlord offered her a 20% discount for some ball-polishing.
...There's two tenants, right? And two balls. Isn't 40% is more fair. Unless your landlord is a little homophonic, in which case 30% for a bi blowjob is okay.
...There's two tenants, right? And two balls. Isn't 40% is more fair. Unless your landlord is a little homophonic, in which case 30% for a bi blowjob is okay.
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
📌 Your fiancée made a weird face when your sleazy new landlord offered her a 20% discount for some ball-polishing.
...There's two tenants, right? And two balls. Isn't 40% is more fair. Unless your landlord is a little homophonic, in which case 30% for a bi blowjob is okay.
...There's two tenants, right? And two balls. Isn't 40% is more fair. Unless your landlord is a little homophonic, in which case 30% for a bi blowjob is okay.
Games won't be art until they're adult enough to include cunnilingus scenes.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Games won't be art until they're adult enough to include cunnilingus scenes.
Reposted by 🔞🔞 two_tries 🏳️⚧️
Straight girls who cannot cum unless there is another girl there with her.
She doesn't have to do anything with said other girl, just as long as she is present. She doesn't even have to participate, she can be fully dressed and just watching it happen, but she NEEDS to be there.
#NSFW
She doesn't have to do anything with said other girl, just as long as she is present. She doesn't even have to participate, she can be fully dressed and just watching it happen, but she NEEDS to be there.
#NSFW
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Straight girls who cannot cum unless there is another girl there with her.
She doesn't have to do anything with said other girl, just as long as she is present. She doesn't even have to participate, she can be fully dressed and just watching it happen, but she NEEDS to be there.
#NSFW
She doesn't have to do anything with said other girl, just as long as she is present. She doesn't even have to participate, she can be fully dressed and just watching it happen, but she NEEDS to be there.
#NSFW
📌 "Advertising" (borderline pornographic propaganda) designed to get men to fuck femboy androids instead of women.
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
📌 "Advertising" (borderline pornographic propaganda) designed to get men to fuck femboy androids instead of women.
Yeah I heard the rumours about another Dead Rising game.
I'll take a prequel where Rebecca is trapped in a zombie-overrun Hollywood studio, thanks.
I'll take a prequel where Rebecca is trapped in a zombie-overrun Hollywood studio, thanks.
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Yeah I heard the rumours about another Dead Rising game.
I'll take a prequel where Rebecca is trapped in a zombie-overrun Hollywood studio, thanks.
I'll take a prequel where Rebecca is trapped in a zombie-overrun Hollywood studio, thanks.
📌 The weird eccentric exchange student who makes the protagonist's life hell (in a comical way) and then devours the protagonist's mom's neglected pussy (in a pornographic way).
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
📌 The weird eccentric exchange student who makes the protagonist's life hell (in a comical way) and then devours the protagonist's mom's neglected pussy (in a pornographic way).
📌 A hot goth baddie will only date you if you can endure more than three minutes of a slippery handjob.
Also she's straight, so if you shoot ropes while she moans into your ear that your juicy lips are built for cock...
Also she's straight, so if you shoot ropes while she moans into your ear that your juicy lips are built for cock...
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
📌 A hot goth baddie will only date you if you can endure more than three minutes of a slippery handjob.
Also she's straight, so if you shoot ropes while she moans into your ear that your juicy lips are built for cock...
Also she's straight, so if you shoot ropes while she moans into your ear that your juicy lips are built for cock...
📌 Convincing your cute boyfriend to dress up and blow his shy BFF without revealing his identity.
Two weeks later (thirty blowjobs later) it still isn't the right time to come clean...
Two weeks later (thirty blowjobs later) it still isn't the right time to come clean...
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
📌 Convincing your cute boyfriend to dress up and blow his shy BFF without revealing his identity.
Two weeks later (thirty blowjobs later) it still isn't the right time to come clean...
Two weeks later (thirty blowjobs later) it still isn't the right time to come clean...
📌 An inexperienced young man almost cums in his pants when a hot goth baddie says he'd make an amazingly cute cocksucker.
Worse yet, she notices his reaction, and he later catches her having a hushed conversation with his amused girlfriend...
Worse yet, she notices his reaction, and he later catches her having a hushed conversation with his amused girlfriend...
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
📌 An inexperienced young man almost cums in his pants when a hot goth baddie says he'd make an amazingly cute cocksucker.
Worse yet, she notices his reaction, and he later catches her having a hushed conversation with his amused girlfriend...
Worse yet, she notices his reaction, and he later catches her having a hushed conversation with his amused girlfriend...
📌 The sailor scouts arguing over how to deal with a gigantic demoness whose clit is big enough to fit three mouths on it...
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
📌 The sailor scouts arguing over how to deal with a gigantic demoness whose clit is big enough to fit three mouths on it...
Fire Emblem Tier List: How likely each girl/guy is to blow you if you lie and tell them they already agreed to two weeks ago.
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Fire Emblem Tier List: How likely each girl/guy is to blow you if you lie and tell them they already agreed to two weeks ago.
📌 An indie horror movie has to pay the overworked CGI team triple overtime to insert thirty-five minutes of thick, waist-high digital fog.
The unplanned vampire double cunnilingus scene balloons the budget, but it also means the movie is suddenly theatrical length!
The unplanned vampire double cunnilingus scene balloons the budget, but it also means the movie is suddenly theatrical length!
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
📌 An indie horror movie has to pay the overworked CGI team triple overtime to insert thirty-five minutes of thick, waist-high digital fog.
The unplanned vampire double cunnilingus scene balloons the budget, but it also means the movie is suddenly theatrical length!
The unplanned vampire double cunnilingus scene balloons the budget, but it also means the movie is suddenly theatrical length!