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🔞 🎃 *The* jimmytwotries. Collaborative cunnilingus / Dead Rising 2 fanboy (I'm actually very boring). https://archiveofourown.org/users/jimmytwotries/pseuds/jimmytwotries

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 14d

If anybody would like to commission their favourite cast of girls reduced to an orgasm-addled meat wall... 👀

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 14d

📌🎃 A prank-minded nerd girl infiltrates a local sorority, only to find the cheerleader stacys encased in a vibrating mass of pink goo.

Judging by their muffled screams, their interlinked nervous system is making their collective orgasms exponentially more intense... (1/2)

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 6h

📌 A huckster slinging "lace chastity thongs" he supposedly repurposed from strips of the goddess' dress.

They work—your daughter won't end up pregnant—but he definitely doesn't mention the goddess' secret weakness for sloppy, over-the-panties oral outercourse...

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 6h

📌 An priestess-blessed adhesive strip that protects the chastity of fertile monster slayers.

It doesn't do much to numb the stimulation of a wicked tongue performing expert outercourse on your criminally-neglected clitty, though!

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 6h

📌 After her sons are slain by vampires, a bereaved mother devotes her life to exterminating the undead.

The spooky, pale boys who eventually "best" her definitely aren't a replacement for her lost family, but after ten gruelling years of chastity...

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 7h

Stumbling to a stern mentor to confess everything before it's too late, only to catch the older woman with her head thrown back, softly sobbing in disbelief as she cups two lewd lumps under her slitted dress...

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 7h

The shame of knowing that her betrayal will lead to her new friends being turned into orgasm-addled thralls...

...How can she not cum harder than she ever has in her entire life?

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 7h

Manifesting this. 😳😳😳

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 7h

📌 A rookie goth vampire huntress recieving expert, mind-blowing head from a pair of vampiric brats.

Desperately trying not to ahegao while her oblivious friends discuss their plan to banish the big bad.

She definitely (reluctantly) agrees to be a double agent...

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 7h

Getting head from a pair of waist-high imps until her legs go completely numb... 😳😳😳

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 7h

Sypha Belnades corrupted by vampire cunnilingus. 😳😳

Getting her sould sucked out of her clit by a pair of devilishly talented mouths...

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 7h

Vore, but specifically the type of vore where the frantic victim is trapped/enveloped in a mass of greedy tentacles. 🫡

Comeuppance is great, but a mistaken identity plot might be even hotter.

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 8h

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 8h

I'm formulating an idea where she's down on her luck and an rich older lady offers her a place to stay (with *implications*).

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 8h

📌 Emma agrees to investigate Diantha's mysterious 5 year absence.

Naturally, she ends up in a sex club, head hanging over the back of a booth as a mysterious young brunette in an identity obscuring mask obediently kisses all over her rolling hips...

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FunsexyDB @funsexydb.bsky.social · 8h

"Baeteen" #art #dragonball

A sketch of Android 18 in gym wear. (Dragon Ball Z).

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 9h

Time to start looking for spooky Halloween porn imo.

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Serozin🔞 @serozin.bsky.social · 10h

i'm certain that Lida is a girlkisser

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Serozin🔞 @serozin.bsky.social · 18h

Emma's ass...

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FarFromTheTree @farfromthetree.bsky.social · 11h

Prostitutes in Lumiose City who always get a bit annoyed when someone pays them for their services and then calls out their pokemon.

Prostitutes who get annoyed when someone pays for their services and then DOESN'T call out a pokemon.

#NSFW #Pokemon

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FunsexyDB @funsexydb.bsky.social · 1d

Skirtless #art #dragonball

A rough sketch of Android 18 (Dragon Ball Z) without her skirt. He clothes are slightly damaged and torn.

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

Taylor Swift / Sabrina Catpenter

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

After getting a sample (mouthful) of the corrupive jelly, bulging-cheeks Miss Geek is on a tight schedule to formulate a cure.

Or...

Or she could give her own mom a special kiss...

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

📌 A geeky girl doses her BFF's mom and aunt with some aerosolised bee DNA. It'll wear off in two weeks...

...Then she walks in on one drone feeding the "queen" mind-warping spit while the other voraciously consumes her "royal jelly."

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

Or maybe she has daughters...

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

📌 An empty-nest mother finally calls that rent-a-son service her friends have been recommending.

It's a tiny bit unnerving that the college boys lean into the age difference so hard, but it's...fun.

Until they ask if it's time to use their mouths to make mommy feel good! 😵‍💫

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

📌 You *promised* you'd keep your favourite nipple-sucking orchids away from your pussy. Just feeling them nurse on you through your bra is mind-melting enough.

Then, after a particularly intense orgasm, you let your guard down, and they slowly kiss down your sweaty belly...

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