calamity lesbian
@calamitylesbian.bsky.social
like a disaster lesbian, but worse || she/her
Just now realized, after two decades of constantly watching Lord of the Rings, that Pippin sincerely believes apples come from the sky.
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Just now realized, after two decades of constantly watching Lord of the Rings, that Pippin sincerely believes apples come from the sky.
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Should they reply
to you telling them
that Olympians
are still taking precautions
by pointing out that you
are not an Olympian,
reply that like an Olympian
you too are competing
in a historic event,
and when they ask what it is,
tell them: it’s called the
surviving the pandemic.
to you telling them
that Olympians
are still taking precautions
by pointing out that you
are not an Olympian,
reply that like an Olympian
you too are competing
in a historic event,
and when they ask what it is,
tell them: it’s called the
surviving the pandemic.
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Should they reply
to you telling them
that Olympians
are still taking precautions
by pointing out that you
are not an Olympian,
reply that like an Olympian
you too are competing
in a historic event,
and when they ask what it is,
tell them: it’s called the
surviving the pandemic.
to you telling them
that Olympians
are still taking precautions
by pointing out that you
are not an Olympian,
reply that like an Olympian
you too are competing
in a historic event,
and when they ask what it is,
tell them: it’s called the
surviving the pandemic.
Academics never considered the trolley problem from the perspective of the people tied to the track, and it shows.
You were right to be afraid—the train was coming *right at you*. That’s not entertainment, it’s a death trap.
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Academics never considered the trolley problem from the perspective of the people tied to the track, and it shows.
In "every accusation is a confession" news, conservatives who complain the left knows nothing about red states reveal they know nothing about blue states.
February 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
In "every accusation is a confession" news, conservatives who complain the left knows nothing about red states reveal they know nothing about blue states.
They're fine with us hanging on the wall if it means they can keep their status quo.
People keep forgetting the second part of "all of us are free or none of us are free."
People keep forgetting the second part of "all of us are free or none of us are free."
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
They're fine with us hanging on the wall if it means they can keep their status quo.
People keep forgetting the second part of "all of us are free or none of us are free."
People keep forgetting the second part of "all of us are free or none of us are free."
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You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.
*if the underlying oppressive structures are allowed to remain
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
*if the underlying oppressive structures are allowed to remain
I would not love you if you were a worm. If you transformed into a worm, the two neurons that worm has cannot contain even the smallest part of you. You would not be the worm, the worm would consume your mass to come into existence, then discard the excess.
Which is what worms do.
Which is what worms do.
January 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I would not love you if you were a worm. If you transformed into a worm, the two neurons that worm has cannot contain even the smallest part of you. You would not be the worm, the worm would consume your mass to come into existence, then discard the excess.
Which is what worms do.
Which is what worms do.
Melville, trying out a meme
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Melville, trying out a meme
"Participants plan to convene in early February to share strategies for pushing back against the lawless actions of federal forces in states and cities around the country."
Why aren't they just investigating and charging feds who have committed crimes right now? Because they plan to talk, not act.
Why aren't they just investigating and charging feds who have committed crimes right now? Because they plan to talk, not act.
BREAKING: Local prosecutors around U.S. join forces to charge law-breaking federal agents
Fight Against Federal Overreach — dubbed “FAFO” — includes prosecutors from Minneapolis, Philly, Austin, and other cities.
Press conference set for 11am ET:
federaloverreach.org/announcement
Fight Against Federal Overreach — dubbed “FAFO” — includes prosecutors from Minneapolis, Philly, Austin, and other cities.
Press conference set for 11am ET:
federaloverreach.org/announcement
Fight Against Federal Overreach
The Fight Against Federal Overreach (FAFO) is a national coalition of District Attorneys collaborating to ensure federal officials are held accountable when they exceed their lawful authority.
federaloverreach.org
January 28, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"Participants plan to convene in early February to share strategies for pushing back against the lawless actions of federal forces in states and cities around the country."
Why aren't they just investigating and charging feds who have committed crimes right now? Because they plan to talk, not act.
Why aren't they just investigating and charging feds who have committed crimes right now? Because they plan to talk, not act.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan with Big Naturals
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan with Big Naturals
Sci-fi game designers: In our game we showed how capitalists would use fallout shelters for human experimentation as a cautionary tale.
Capitalists: At long last, we have created the Fallout Shelter from classic sci-fi game Don't Create The Fallout Shelter as a cover for human experimentation.
Capitalists: At long last, we have created the Fallout Shelter from classic sci-fi game Don't Create The Fallout Shelter as a cover for human experimentation.
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Sci-fi game designers: In our game we showed how capitalists would use fallout shelters for human experimentation as a cautionary tale.
Capitalists: At long last, we have created the Fallout Shelter from classic sci-fi game Don't Create The Fallout Shelter as a cover for human experimentation.
Capitalists: At long last, we have created the Fallout Shelter from classic sci-fi game Don't Create The Fallout Shelter as a cover for human experimentation.
Evil Spock saying the quiet part out loud.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Evil Spock saying the quiet part out loud.
Melville, writing on US imperialism.
this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Melville, writing on US imperialism.
Melville, going for a sense of forboding mystery, then throwing his hands up and scribbling down "pretty generally".
ye shall soon be initiated into certain facts hitherto pretty generally unknown
January 2, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Melville, going for a sense of forboding mystery, then throwing his hands up and scribbling down "pretty generally".
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You want me to look back on 2025? The thing that doomed Orpheus? The thing that turned Lot’s wife to salt?
December 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
You want me to look back on 2025? The thing that doomed Orpheus? The thing that turned Lot’s wife to salt?
"Oh, are you sick?"
"Sick of you, pal."
"Sick of you, pal."
Disappointed to see Jon Stewart & co joke about masking in public. I do it for my medically fragile daughter (Batten Disease). People not masking properly led to her getting pneumonia, which led to her being on life support, which led to me getting price quotes on her cremation just in case.
December 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"Oh, are you sick?"
"Sick of you, pal."
"Sick of you, pal."
From "Anarchist Direct Actions: A Challenge for Law Enforcement", an unintentionally hilarious academic article.
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
From "Anarchist Direct Actions: A Challenge for Law Enforcement", an unintentionally hilarious academic article.
Fantasy Author: In my book, I warned of the evil eye of Sauron as a cautionary tale.
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the evil eye of Sauron from the classic fantasy novel that warned, "Don't create the evil eye of Sauron."
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the evil eye of Sauron from the classic fantasy novel that warned, "Don't create the evil eye of Sauron."
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Fantasy Author: In my book, I warned of the evil eye of Sauron as a cautionary tale.
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the evil eye of Sauron from the classic fantasy novel that warned, "Don't create the evil eye of Sauron."
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the evil eye of Sauron from the classic fantasy novel that warned, "Don't create the evil eye of Sauron."
Melville, writing the first villainous anime girl.
with blue lips and blood-shot eyes the exhausted savage at last climbs up the chains and stands all dripping and involuntarily trembling over the side
December 27, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Melville, writing the first villainous anime girl.
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This is what it is to be a trans professional.
Any pretext will be used to eliminate us. Our institutions abandon us, refuse to fight for us - even when all we're guilty of is doing our jobs correctly.
How are we meant to live in society? How are we supposed to win?
Any pretext will be used to eliminate us. Our institutions abandon us, refuse to fight for us - even when all we're guilty of is doing our jobs correctly.
How are we meant to live in society? How are we supposed to win?
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This is what it is to be a trans professional.
Any pretext will be used to eliminate us. Our institutions abandon us, refuse to fight for us - even when all we're guilty of is doing our jobs correctly.
How are we meant to live in society? How are we supposed to win?
Any pretext will be used to eliminate us. Our institutions abandon us, refuse to fight for us - even when all we're guilty of is doing our jobs correctly.
How are we meant to live in society? How are we supposed to win?