Drew
@caladan.bsky.social
Aussie dansker 🏳️🌈🦘🇩🇰 he/him, liker of sci-fi 🖖 gardening 🧑🌾 and other things I can't recall right now. Home 🧑🤝🧑🐈⬛ is in Denmark
Very much this. Send help.
Hung.
Over.
Over.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Very much this. Send help.
Told myself I would leave the office winter party at a reasonable time and not drink too much. Now it's 2.30 and I'm waiting for a train home.
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Told myself I would leave the office winter party at a reasonable time and not drink too much. Now it's 2.30 and I'm waiting for a train home.
Just finished a 700 page book I started reading the 1st of January, which is incredibly quick for me! Usually screens win my attention. Hoping I can keep up the momentum and read a lot more than usual this year 🤓
January 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Just finished a 700 page book I started reading the 1st of January, which is incredibly quick for me! Usually screens win my attention. Hoping I can keep up the momentum and read a lot more than usual this year 🤓
Nothing like a relaxing, sunny Saturday to recharge after a busy first week of the year ☺️
Or maybe it was finally having some beer & wine after being back into the no weekday drinking thing 🤔
Or maybe it was finally having some beer & wine after being back into the no weekday drinking thing 🤔
January 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Nothing like a relaxing, sunny Saturday to recharge after a busy first week of the year ☺️
Or maybe it was finally having some beer & wine after being back into the no weekday drinking thing 🤔
Or maybe it was finally having some beer & wine after being back into the no weekday drinking thing 🤔
Making the transition back to work slowly by doing the first 1.5 hours in my robe
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Making the transition back to work slowly by doing the first 1.5 hours in my robe
I made a list of 4 things to do in the Christmas holidays including "make a Christmas pudding".
I only managed to tick off 1 thing on the list, and you'd be correct if you guessed pudding was not it.
I only managed to tick off 1 thing on the list, and you'd be correct if you guessed pudding was not it.
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I made a list of 4 things to do in the Christmas holidays including "make a Christmas pudding".
I only managed to tick off 1 thing on the list, and you'd be correct if you guessed pudding was not it.
I only managed to tick off 1 thing on the list, and you'd be correct if you guessed pudding was not it.
End of holidays is always so sad, not because I have to go back to work, but because it means weekday drinking comes to an end
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
End of holidays is always so sad, not because I have to go back to work, but because it means weekday drinking comes to an end
Does anyone else have a huge 'time leap' in their family?
I'm only 39, yet if they were still alive, my grandparents would be 117, 112, 110 & 108 and all my great grandparents were born in the 1800s.
I'm only 39, yet if they were still alive, my grandparents would be 117, 112, 110 & 108 and all my great grandparents were born in the 1800s.
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Does anyone else have a huge 'time leap' in their family?
I'm only 39, yet if they were still alive, my grandparents would be 117, 112, 110 & 108 and all my great grandparents were born in the 1800s.
I'm only 39, yet if they were still alive, my grandparents would be 117, 112, 110 & 108 and all my great grandparents were born in the 1800s.
no cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
no cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
I've shovelled snow 3 times today. Expecting the neighbours to come round with homebaked cakes to say thank you any second now.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I've shovelled snow 3 times today. Expecting the neighbours to come round with homebaked cakes to say thank you any second now.
As this is my first proper snow without glasses, I need tips on how you're meant to make a cute snow video whilst the snow is blowing into your eyes? Anyway, here's me blinking a lot
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
As this is my first proper snow without glasses, I need tips on how you're meant to make a cute snow video whilst the snow is blowing into your eyes? Anyway, here's me blinking a lot
My mother never let me have ice cream for dinner when I was a kid, now she's sending me photos of her giving my niece ice cream for dinner
a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing on a dirt field .
Alt: a man in a black jacket and white pants is walking heavily with his arms hanging by his sides and his head looking directly down at his feet
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 AM
My mother never let me have ice cream for dinner when I was a kid, now she's sending me photos of her giving my niece ice cream for dinner
Pizza place had a new year's day minimum order value, forcing me to get two large chips instead of one. Terribly rude of them, I'm livid, as you can imagine.
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Pizza place had a new year's day minimum order value, forcing me to get two large chips instead of one. Terribly rude of them, I'm livid, as you can imagine.
Love watching the Wiener Philharmoniker New Year's Concert in Vienna on New Year's Day, like the youthful man I am 🎶
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Love watching the Wiener Philharmoniker New Year's Concert in Vienna on New Year's Day, like the youthful man I am 🎶
Bit of a shocking NYE coming out the front of our house at midnight to a group of teens screaming 6-7 at us. I didn't realise there is also a hand movement to it?!
But they also just screamed in general, see video for evidence.
But they also just screamed in general, see video for evidence.
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Bit of a shocking NYE coming out the front of our house at midnight to a group of teens screaming 6-7 at us. I didn't realise there is also a hand movement to it?!
But they also just screamed in general, see video for evidence.
But they also just screamed in general, see video for evidence.
Same procedure as every year, the countdown has begun
December 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Same procedure as every year, the countdown has begun
Happy New Year Sydney 🥂🎆
I haven't cracked open the bubbles yet as per my usual tradition for 14.00 on NYE to celebrate with you, hope a lemonade is adequate enough.
I haven't cracked open the bubbles yet as per my usual tradition for 14.00 on NYE to celebrate with you, hope a lemonade is adequate enough.
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Happy New Year Sydney 🥂🎆
I haven't cracked open the bubbles yet as per my usual tradition for 14.00 on NYE to celebrate with you, hope a lemonade is adequate enough.
I haven't cracked open the bubbles yet as per my usual tradition for 14.00 on NYE to celebrate with you, hope a lemonade is adequate enough.
Ok, I like basically every other Dane will be watching the King's new year's speech tonight. It's such an ingrained tradition, it's how every new year's party starts. So the national broadcaster having a countdown to it is just hilarious. Screw midnight!
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Ok, I like basically every other Dane will be watching the King's new year's speech tonight. It's such an ingrained tradition, it's how every new year's party starts. So the national broadcaster having a countdown to it is just hilarious. Screw midnight!
That gløgg sure does pack a punch!
December 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That gløgg sure does pack a punch!
A pheasant just came right up to the house and looked into my soul
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
A pheasant just came right up to the house and looked into my soul
Explain your username:
I wasn't sure if I'd really use this that much, I was reading the Dune trilogy at the time and I'm not very creative.
I wasn't sure if I'd really use this that much, I was reading the Dune trilogy at the time and I'm not very creative.
Explain your username:
My name is Scott. A surprising amount of people misspell it "Scot". But that's not my name.
My name is Scott. A surprising amount of people misspell it "Scot". But that's not my name.
Explain your username:
The P is for Patrick. I was christened William Patrick Cahill. I go by Liam, or Liamo, depending on what part of Dublin I’m in. Full name is William Patrick Christopher Cahill. I’m the 4th William in my family.
The P is for Patrick. I was christened William Patrick Cahill. I go by Liam, or Liamo, depending on what part of Dublin I’m in. Full name is William Patrick Christopher Cahill. I’m the 4th William in my family.
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Explain your username:
I wasn't sure if I'd really use this that much, I was reading the Dune trilogy at the time and I'm not very creative.
I wasn't sure if I'd really use this that much, I was reading the Dune trilogy at the time and I'm not very creative.
Doing a tidy up & came across my CV from almost 20 years ago. Hilarious that typing speed used to be something people cared about.
December 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Doing a tidy up & came across my CV from almost 20 years ago. Hilarious that typing speed used to be something people cared about.
It's nice to be 39 and talking to your 15 year old nephew but still able to bond over computer games 🥰
December 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's nice to be 39 and talking to your 15 year old nephew but still able to bond over computer games 🥰
Am I ready for lunch with 23 adults and 8 children? I guess I have to be!
December 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Am I ready for lunch with 23 adults and 8 children? I guess I have to be!
Ok it felt wrong, so having a glass of rum.
I have not had a single alcoholic drink today, on Christmas! But don't worry, I had plenty at dinner yesterday, and there's a big family lunch tomorrow for second Christmas Day 🍻
December 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ok it felt wrong, so having a glass of rum.