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Drew

Drew

@caladan.bsky.social

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Aussie dansker 🏳️‍🌈🦘🇩🇰 he/him, liker of sci-fi 🖖 gardening 🧑‍🌾 and other things I can't recall right now. Home 🧑‍🤝‍🧑🐈‍⬛ is in Denmark

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Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 1h

Last weekend of November is already the first of advent though, so you'll need to make sure it's all done by Sunday!

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 1h

Hopefully it's good quality seed so it will father many offspring.

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 1h

😱

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 2h

I don't wanna even know the total number of them up there. Legion!

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 2h

It used to keep you healthy but now if you took it, it'd probably do the opposite 😵‍💫

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 2h

Weeks even!

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 2h

I can unfortunately confirm from prior experience, that this is true.

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 2h

At least it wasn't milk so you can feel free to shed a few tears.

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 2h

I'd like to say it never saw it coming, but she tends to eat the heads first, so it would've had a pretty good view of impending death.

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 3h

Bittersweet Symphony starts playing 🎶

Must be such an amazing weird feeling

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 3h

Well, alright then. I just need to be careful not to zap my groin on the electric fence.

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 3h

Do you milk your neighbours?

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 3h

NEXT DOOR!

In the distance, two adolescent black cows and an adult brown and white cow are grazing in a field. A fence is behind them with a row of trees behind that

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 3h

The cat door adjusted to the change, but changed the time it should open to an hour earlier 😤 who designed that?! Now she's probably eaten a mouse because she got let out before breakfast 😑
Bloody technology!

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 3h

Cows!

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 3h

But you'd still be in the same Commonwealth as each other!

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 4h

Pro tip: if you live 16,000km away from your parents, you never get asked to help out!

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 4h

I'm just about to eat homemade (from frozen dough though) croissants with melted cheddar. And I would not say no to that every morning!

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 4h

Kitchen things like that always just take up space and you never use them enough. But it's probably different with a raclette, you'd use it all the time!

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 4h

a man in a suit and tie is holding a brown jacket .

Alt: John Travolta in the film Pulp Fiction, looking around for something which is missing

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Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 13h

*old man shakes fist at technology*

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 13h

Very gentlemanly of you.

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 13h

For some reason I still doubt that all my tech things will automatically change to winter time overnight, so I need to have a watch nearby to validate in the morning that the have in fact done what they do every year without fail.

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 13h

Shh, if you write on here how many times we're shaking & pumping, everyone will know about it!

Drew @caladan.bsky.social · 14h

Now we'll have to come up with a secret handshake.