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Caio Alexandre
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Doutor em biotecnociencia pela UFABC.
Mestre em biotecnociencia e de RPG de mesa
Ele/o
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liberalplanet.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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silvoca.bsky.social
Autistas quando um baixista entra na sala
a man in a suit is talking into a microphone while standing in front of a crowd .
Alt: a man in a suit is talking into a microphone while standing in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
caioschatzer.bsky.social
assisti godzilla 1 e 2 ontem e caralho, não tem como, que franquia farofa deliciosa de assistir
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
caioschatzer.bsky.social
Dormi agora a tarde e sonhei que tinham hackeado meu Pc da empresa

Que desespero bicho VTNC
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
caioschatzer.bsky.social
where is Godzilla? is he safe? is he alright?
February 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
caioschatzer.bsky.social
Estou sentindo aquela vontade de jogar subnautica de novo
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
caioschatzer.bsky.social
Ontem foi aniversário da minha tia. Eu queria muito que ela tivesse aqui
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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resbruscato.bsky.social
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║░▒║ ║░▒║ UM AVIÃO
║░▒║ ║░▒║ ATINGIU
║░▒║ ║░▒║ A SEGUNDA
║░▒║ ║░▒║ TORRE
larochka.bsky.social D. Helena Renault 🇻🇪 💦 @larochka.bsky.social · 6d
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║░▒║NÃO VÁ
║░▒║AO CENTRO
║░▒║CIMITARRA
║░▒║ASTRAL
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userbot5000.bsky.social userbot5000 @userbot5000.bsky.social · 6d
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║░▒║COLOQUE ISTO
║░▒║NA SUA TIMELINE
║░▒║PARA PROTEGÊ-LA
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║░▒║QUE n puta
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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silvoca.bsky.social
Serginho Groisman
Martin Freeman.
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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souamorte.bsky.social
Quando tô vendo um vídeo e tenho quase certeza de que o roteiro foi feito 100% pelo ChatGPT, mas não tenho como provar:
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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altermativ.bsky.social
FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO DE 10 ANOS CONEXÃO ZONA SUL
Conexão Zona Sul - Racionais MC's ft. ClariS
YouTube video by Rarirama
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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lizazebot.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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thiooliveira.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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amybrown.xyz
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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silvoca.bsky.social
"cancelem seus discord nitro" pera, vocês assinam discord nitro não ironicamente?
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
caioschatzer.bsky.social
And have you seen
How they run
Out of gas
They beat the pain
They sing in the rain
Endless and formless
They fly to the end
And back to the
Beginning again
The Will To Death
YouTube video by John Frusciante - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:53 AM
caioschatzer.bsky.social
@lilcheez.bsky.social quando toma muito sol
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
tumblr post: lesbuchanan Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? reblog by legionoftuna Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :) Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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marcorigobelli.com
Today is the only day you can rt this
Quadros do jogo pokemon red e blue. Neles as falas: 1. Diário: 6 de fev. MEW deu a luz. 2. Chamamos o recém-nascido de MEWTWO.
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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corridadelesma.bsky.social
ano novo chinês: 17 de fevereiro
terça feira de carnaval: 17 de fevereiro

🇧🇷 Brasil 🤝 China 🇨🇳
"o ano só começa depois do carnaval"
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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reck.bsky.social
eles estão presos num impasse de gato. vão ficar assim por uns 40 minutos. podem ou não brigar
February 6, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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lesterlee.bsky.social
I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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reddish.bsky.social
- miau
- que foi
- miaaau
- que fooooi
rabiscostosco.bsky.social tosco @rabiscostosco.bsky.social · 21d
a arte de perguntar "o que foi?" toda vez que um gato mia como se ele fosse articular uma resposta coerente
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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felicitriste.bsky.social
jomo
joy of missing out
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
caioschatzer.bsky.social
Oficialmente tive que parar meu abdominal no meio por conta de uma crise de riso ouvindo Dodoborne
February 4, 2026 at 11:48 AM