Caio Alexandre
caioschatzer.bsky.social
Caio Alexandre
@caioschatzer.bsky.social
Doutor em biotecnociencia pela UFABC.
Mestre em biotecnociencia e de RPG de mesa
Ele/o
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February 15, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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Autistas quando um baixista entra na sala
a man in a suit is talking into a microphone while standing in front of a crowd .
Alt: a man in a suit is talking into a microphone while standing in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
assisti godzilla 1 e 2 ontem e caralho, não tem como, que franquia farofa deliciosa de assistir
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Dormi agora a tarde e sonhei que tinham hackeado meu Pc da empresa

Que desespero bicho VTNC
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
where is Godzilla? is he safe? is he alright?
February 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Estou sentindo aquela vontade de jogar subnautica de novo
February 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Ontem foi aniversário da minha tia. Eu queria muito que ela tivesse aqui
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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║░▒║ ║░▒║ ATINGIU
║░▒║ ║░▒║ A SEGUNDA
║░▒║ ║░▒║ TORRE
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║░▒║NÃO VÁ
║░▒║AO CENTRO
║░▒║CIMITARRA
║░▒║ASTRAL
║░▒║AGORA
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║░▒║COLOQUE ISTO
║░▒║NA SUA TIMELINE
║░▒║PARA PROTEGÊ-LA
║░▒║DE GENTE
║░▒║QUE n puta
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Serginho Groisman
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Quando tô vendo um vídeo e tenho quase certeza de que o roteiro foi feito 100% pelo ChatGPT, mas não tenho como provar:
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO DE 10 ANOS CONEXÃO ZONA SUL
Conexão Zona Sul - Racionais MC's ft. ClariS
YouTube video by Rarirama
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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"cancelem seus discord nitro" pera, vocês assinam discord nitro não ironicamente?
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
And have you seen
How they run
Out of gas
They beat the pain
They sing in the rain
Endless and formless
They fly to the end
And back to the
Beginning again
The Will To Death
YouTube video by John Frusciante - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:53 AM
@lilcheez.bsky.social quando toma muito sol
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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Today is the only day you can rt this
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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ano novo chinês: 17 de fevereiro
terça feira de carnaval: 17 de fevereiro

🇧🇷 Brasil 🤝 China 🇨🇳
"o ano só começa depois do carnaval"
February 6, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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eles estão presos num impasse de gato. vão ficar assim por uns 40 minutos. podem ou não brigar
February 6, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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I'm convinced that a sign of getting old is how I keep buying new and fancy potato chip flavours, getting 1/3rd of the way through the bag and realizing I actually just want sour cream and onion.
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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- miau
- que foi
- miaaau
- que fooooi
a arte de perguntar "o que foi?" toda vez que um gato mia como se ele fosse articular uma resposta coerente
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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jomo
joy of missing out
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Oficialmente tive que parar meu abdominal no meio por conta de uma crise de riso ouvindo Dodoborne
February 4, 2026 at 11:48 AM