Caffeine Von Byroll❌👑🤡
@caffeinevonbyroll.bsky.social
The grumpiness continues until there is enough coffee. Or the US Electoral College is circumvented.
Announcing my candidacy for US President on a Pro-Vax, Pro-Ukraine, and Pro-Democracy platform for 2028 and beyond. Immigrants will be welcome.
Announcing my candidacy for US President on a Pro-Vax, Pro-Ukraine, and Pro-Democracy platform for 2028 and beyond. Immigrants will be welcome.
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Wait, what? I have practically doubled the number of followers in a weekend? I beg your patience while I follow you all right back.
Glad to be part of the international team! You are all amazing. But in advance, DMs are the new telephone calls. Unexpected ones will be ignored. 😄
Glad to be part of the international team! You are all amazing. But in advance, DMs are the new telephone calls. Unexpected ones will be ignored. 😄
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Federal, state budget pressure threatens Missouri at-home disability care program
Advocates praised the self-directed services program for keeping Missourians w/developmental disabilities in their communities. But lawmakers warned the program could be subject to funding restrictions #moleg #mogov
Advocates praised the self-directed services program for keeping Missourians w/developmental disabilities in their communities. But lawmakers warned the program could be subject to funding restrictions #moleg #mogov
Federal, state budget pressure threatens Missouri at-home disability care program • Missouri Independent
Families of Missourians with developmental disabilities are urging legislators to protect a program allowing them to manage loved ones’ care.
missouriindependent.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Worth the click through.
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Worth the click through.
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😠 Russia is rolling out a system to seize homes in occupied Ukrainian territories by labeling them “ownerless.”
The move clears the way for Moscow to hand the properties to newly imported Russian citizens.
The move clears the way for Moscow to hand the properties to newly imported Russian citizens.
New Russian Law Puts All Property Owners in Occupied Ukraine at Risk of Seizure
Russia has enacted a law facilitating the seizure of homes in occupied areas, labeling them "ownerless" to redistribute property to new citizens.
united24media.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
😠 Russia is rolling out a system to seize homes in occupied Ukrainian territories by labeling them “ownerless.”
The move clears the way for Moscow to hand the properties to newly imported Russian citizens.
The move clears the way for Moscow to hand the properties to newly imported Russian citizens.
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⚡ Russia is massing troops on the Pokrovsk axis.
More than 155,000 soldiers, about 20% of Moscow’s entire invasion force, are now concentrated there.
More than 155,000 soldiers, about 20% of Moscow’s entire invasion force, are now concentrated there.
Pokrovsk Under Fire As Russia Commits 155,000 of Its Invasion Force to Single Front
Russia has increased troop numbers on the Pokrovsk axis, comprising 20% of its military in Ukraine; Ukrainian forces strive to regain control of the area.
united24media.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
⚡ Russia is massing troops on the Pokrovsk axis.
More than 155,000 soldiers, about 20% of Moscow’s entire invasion force, are now concentrated there.
More than 155,000 soldiers, about 20% of Moscow’s entire invasion force, are now concentrated there.
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⚡ Finland is beefing up its defenses.
Helsinki has bought hundreds of new drone jammers and detection systems to protect key infrastructure and frontline units as NATO fortifies its eastern flank against Russian threats.
Helsinki has bought hundreds of new drone jammers and detection systems to protect key infrastructure and frontline units as NATO fortifies its eastern flank against Russian threats.
Finland Deploys Hundreds of Drone Jammers to Shield NATO’s Eastern Flank
Finland enhances air defenses by acquiring hundreds of drone jammers and detectors amid NATO's response to Russian aggression and drone threats in Europe.
united24media.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
⚡ Finland is beefing up its defenses.
Helsinki has bought hundreds of new drone jammers and detection systems to protect key infrastructure and frontline units as NATO fortifies its eastern flank against Russian threats.
Helsinki has bought hundreds of new drone jammers and detection systems to protect key infrastructure and frontline units as NATO fortifies its eastern flank against Russian threats.
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⚡ On December 9, Japan detected military activity involving Russian and Chinese bombers flying near Japanese airspace.
Japan Scrambles Fighters as Russia and China Fly Nuclear-Capable Bombers Near Its Borders
Japan observed joint military activities by Russian and Chinese bombers near its airspace, raising concerns about national security and regional stability.
united24media.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
⚡ On December 9, Japan detected military activity involving Russian and Chinese bombers flying near Japanese airspace.
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⚡ The Security Service of Ukraine has detained a foreign vessel in the port of Odesa that repeatedly smuggled Ukrainian agricultural products from temporarily occupied Crimea.
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
⚡ The Security Service of Ukraine has detained a foreign vessel in the port of Odesa that repeatedly smuggled Ukrainian agricultural products from temporarily occupied Crimea.
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⚡ Lithuanian security officials say Belarusian intelligence is using Telegram to lure Lithuanians across the border and pressure them into launching contraband balloons back into Lithuania — a new provocation tactic.
Belarusian Intel Using Telegram to Recruit Lithuanians for Contraband Balloon Ops
Lithuanian officials warn that Telegram is being used by Belarusian services to recruit citizens for launching contraband balloons back into Lithuania.
united24media.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
⚡ Lithuanian security officials say Belarusian intelligence is using Telegram to lure Lithuanians across the border and pressure them into launching contraband balloons back into Lithuania — a new provocation tactic.
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Some nations fight to protect human rights — Russia fights to erase them.
Moscow not only strips its own people of basic freedoms but extends that repression to neighboring countries.
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Moscow not only strips its own people of basic freedoms but extends that repression to neighboring countries.
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December 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Some nations fight to protect human rights — Russia fights to erase them.
Moscow not only strips its own people of basic freedoms but extends that repression to neighboring countries.
🧵 1/10
Moscow not only strips its own people of basic freedoms but extends that repression to neighboring countries.
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🦾 A Ukrainian drone maker is changing the game.
POLIFLY now produces drone airframes from high-grade polyurethane — a low-cost, high-performance material that can be mass-manufactured for the battlefield.
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
POLIFLY now produces drone airframes from high-grade polyurethane — a low-cost, high-performance material that can be mass-manufactured for the battlefield.
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
🦾 A Ukrainian drone maker is changing the game.
POLIFLY now produces drone airframes from high-grade polyurethane — a low-cost, high-performance material that can be mass-manufactured for the battlefield.
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
POLIFLY now produces drone airframes from high-grade polyurethane — a low-cost, high-performance material that can be mass-manufactured for the battlefield.
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
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⚡ A British Armed Forces service member has been killed in Ukraine during the testing of an unspecified weapon system, according to a statement from the UK Ministry of Defence on X.
British Service Member Killed in Ukraine During Weapons Testing Accident
A British Armed Forces member has died in Ukraine during a weapon system test, marking the first official UK military fatality on Ukrainian soil.
united24media.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
⚡ A British Armed Forces service member has been killed in Ukraine during the testing of an unspecified weapon system, according to a statement from the UK Ministry of Defence on X.
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ICYMI: Missouri set to enact gerrymandered map despite 300K signatures for repeal referendum #moleg #mogov
Missouri set to enact gerrymandered map despite 300K signatures for repeal referendum • Missouri Independent
Roughly 300,000 signatures demanding Missouri’s gerrymandered congressional map be placed on the 2026 ballot were submitted.
missouriindependent.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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⚡ The EU is moving fast to lock down €210 billion in Russian assets for good.
The push is aimed at sidestepping a threatened veto from Hungary’s Viktor Orbán ahead of next week’s summit.
The push is aimed at sidestepping a threatened veto from Hungary’s Viktor Orbán ahead of next week’s summit.
EU Rushes to Freeze €210B Russian Assets Permanently to Stop Orban From Blocking Aid
The EU moves to legislate on freezing €210 billion in Russian assets, aiming to navigate Hungary's objections ahead of the summit on December 18-19.
united24media.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
⚡ The EU is moving fast to lock down €210 billion in Russian assets for good.
The push is aimed at sidestepping a threatened veto from Hungary’s Viktor Orbán ahead of next week’s summit.
The push is aimed at sidestepping a threatened veto from Hungary’s Viktor Orbán ahead of next week’s summit.
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⚡ Poland may hand its last MiG-29s to Ukraine.
With the jets aging out of service, Warsaw is in talks with Kyiv on possible compensation for Poland, including Ukrainian drone and missile-system technology.
With the jets aging out of service, Warsaw is in talks with Kyiv on possible compensation for Poland, including Ukrainian drone and missile-system technology.
Poland Eyes MiG-29 Transfer to Ukraine, Exploring Drone and Missile Tech Compensation
The Polish General Staff confirms talks on supplying MiG-29s to Ukraine, while discussing advanced defense technology in return for mutual support.
united24media.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
⚡ Poland may hand its last MiG-29s to Ukraine.
With the jets aging out of service, Warsaw is in talks with Kyiv on possible compensation for Poland, including Ukrainian drone and missile-system technology.
With the jets aging out of service, Warsaw is in talks with Kyiv on possible compensation for Poland, including Ukrainian drone and missile-system technology.
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🔴 Military support for Ukraine in 2025 risks dropping to its lowest level since the start of the full-scale war, according to Germany’s Kiel Institute.
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December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
🔴 Military support for Ukraine in 2025 risks dropping to its lowest level since the start of the full-scale war, according to Germany’s Kiel Institute.
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
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⚡ Ukraine is rebuilding its defense industry under fire.
Defense Minister Denys Shmyhal says manufacturers hit by Russian strikes have received about $35.7 million to restore operations and keep production going.
Defense Minister Denys Shmyhal says manufacturers hit by Russian strikes have received about $35.7 million to restore operations and keep production going.
Ukraine to Build Underground Weapons Factories to Shield Industry From Russian Strikes
To secure the Ukrainian defense sector, the government has allocated $35.7 million and is implementing new strategies to protect manufacturing sites from future attacks.
united24media.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
⚡ Ukraine is rebuilding its defense industry under fire.
Defense Minister Denys Shmyhal says manufacturers hit by Russian strikes have received about $35.7 million to restore operations and keep production going.
Defense Minister Denys Shmyhal says manufacturers hit by Russian strikes have received about $35.7 million to restore operations and keep production going.
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🤨 Russia wants to ban Call of Duty.
Lawmakers claim the hit franchise “forces players to shoot Russian soldiers” and paints the Russian military as the villains.
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
Lawmakers claim the hit franchise “forces players to shoot Russian soldiers” and paints the Russian military as the villains.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
🤨 Russia wants to ban Call of Duty.
Lawmakers claim the hit franchise “forces players to shoot Russian soldiers” and paints the Russian military as the villains.
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
Lawmakers claim the hit franchise “forces players to shoot Russian soldiers” and paints the Russian military as the villains.
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
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👀 Fresh revelations about Ukraine’s Operation “Spiderweb” have surfaced in the press.
UNITED24 Media brings the key takeaways ⬇️
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
UNITED24 Media brings the key takeaways ⬇️
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December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
👀 Fresh revelations about Ukraine’s Operation “Spiderweb” have surfaced in the press.
UNITED24 Media brings the key takeaways ⬇️
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
UNITED24 Media brings the key takeaways ⬇️
🔗 united24media.com/latest-news/...
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Brett Kavanaugh's "minor inconvience" now includes beating people up and cutting off their wedding rings for [checks notes] "observing ICE from a distance."
Federal agents are arresting American citizens.
This isn’t about public safety - it’s about stoking fear.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
This isn’t about public safety - it’s about stoking fear.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
Federal agents arrest citizen observer watching ICE detain neighbors on her north Minneapolis block
Susan Tincher, a 55-year-old American citizen, appears to be the first observer arrested by federal immigration enforcement officers since the agency launched an immigration surge in the Twin Cities l...
www.mprnews.org
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Brett Kavanaugh's "minor inconvience" now includes beating people up and cutting off their wedding rings for [checks notes] "observing ICE from a distance."
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DAILY SHOW: “Donald Trump is swooping in to save farmers… from Donald Trump. To make up for $44 Billion in losses he’s bailing them out with $12 Billion. (12 is less than 44)”
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
DAILY SHOW: “Donald Trump is swooping in to save farmers… from Donald Trump. To make up for $44 Billion in losses he’s bailing them out with $12 Billion. (12 is less than 44)”
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Secretary Scott Turner: "We need to continue to deport illegals that are taking houses from the American people"
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Secretary Scott Turner: "We need to continue to deport illegals that are taking houses from the American people"
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December 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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All of the top doctors in the world agree Senile Satan has PERFECT dementia. In fact, he’s so good at these tests — he’s taken and ACED three of them. 🥴
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
All of the top doctors in the world agree Senile Satan has PERFECT dementia. In fact, he’s so good at these tests — he’s taken and ACED three of them. 🥴
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Trump is weakened. MAGA is at its lowest point of popularity. They’ve seen defeat after defeat electorally. And some of the staunchest supporters are fleeing the ship. Not only is the regime beatable, but we’re beating it.
Georgia Democrat flips a state House seat in district Trump won by double digits, CNN projects | CNN Politics
Democrats continued their run of successes in special elections by flipping a state House seat in Georgia Tuesday, according to a projection from the CNN Decision Desk.
www.cnn.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Trump is weakened. MAGA is at its lowest point of popularity. They’ve seen defeat after defeat electorally. And some of the staunchest supporters are fleeing the ship. Not only is the regime beatable, but we’re beating it.
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This keeps happening.
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This keeps happening.