Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
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Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
Now that I think about it, deviled eggs are a thanksgiving food to me just bc they were a staple at every family gathering on my mom’s side of the family
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Now that I think about it, deviled eggs are a thanksgiving food to me just bc they were a staple at every family gathering on my mom’s side of the family
What about deviled eggs?? 🥚
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November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
What about deviled eggs?? 🥚
And if I see someone try to use AI to roast someone at a party you best believe their head is going straight into the closest toilet
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
And if I see someone try to use AI to roast someone at a party you best believe their head is going straight into the closest toilet
I love pumpkin pie, but I also understand that it’s just a vessel for the whipped cream
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I love pumpkin pie, but I also understand that it’s just a vessel for the whipped cream
