Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
Why are people so fucking weird with AI? A guy I’m friends with on Facebook, who I don’t really know at all, decided to take a picture of me, have some AI program make this, and then posted it on my Facebook with just the caption “Hi Brian”
Weird loser behavior 🤮
Weird loser behavior 🤮
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Why are people so fucking weird with AI? A guy I’m friends with on Facebook, who I don’t really know at all, decided to take a picture of me, have some AI program make this, and then posted it on my Facebook with just the caption “Hi Brian”
Weird loser behavior 🤮
Weird loser behavior 🤮
My momma sent us cupcakes 🥰🧁
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My momma sent us cupcakes 🥰🧁
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Birthday Benes from my sweetheart 🥰🥰🥰
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Birthday Benes from my sweetheart 🥰🥰🥰
I’m so hungover rn 🫨
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’m so hungover rn 🫨
I was going to say, “maybe if I post this it’ll snow a few more inches this weekend” but then they snuck the picture of my mom and dad walking in the snow and it made me cry
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I was going to say, “maybe if I post this it’ll snow a few more inches this weekend” but then they snuck the picture of my mom and dad walking in the snow and it made me cry
Some nubs from Whole Foods:
Merlot Bellavitano
Colston Basset Stilton
Toma Truffle
Sweet Red Cheddar
#fromageweek
Merlot Bellavitano
Colston Basset Stilton
Toma Truffle
Sweet Red Cheddar
#fromageweek
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Some nubs from Whole Foods:
Merlot Bellavitano
Colston Basset Stilton
Toma Truffle
Sweet Red Cheddar
#fromageweek
Merlot Bellavitano
Colston Basset Stilton
Toma Truffle
Sweet Red Cheddar
#fromageweek
Bought heady advent calendar today 🎄🍫
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Bought heady advent calendar today 🎄🍫
Went and saw my friend’s movie screening at Outer Range. I very much knew she was a badass but I didn’t realize she’s like a badass among badasses 🏂🏔️⛷️
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Went and saw my friend’s movie screening at Outer Range. I very much knew she was a badass but I didn’t realize she’s like a badass among badasses 🏂🏔️⛷️
Just had this video pop up that I made of Ellie in one of my graphic design classes 🥹
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just had this video pop up that I made of Ellie in one of my graphic design classes 🥹
Shooting pool and getting real drunk like god intended 🙏🏼
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Shooting pool and getting real drunk like god intended 🙏🏼
Hockey is dope. Avs are dope. Denver sports are dope.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hockey is dope. Avs are dope. Denver sports are dope.
I don’t know if it’s the beard or the fact that I was 84 in football, but I have a big time man crush on Brent Burns 😮💨
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t know if it’s the beard or the fact that I was 84 in football, but I have a big time man crush on Brent Burns 😮💨
This picture goes so mf hard 🤝
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This picture goes so mf hard 🤝
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gang shit, no lame shit 😤
I really love bowling with Jill bc it’s something we can get competitive with. I dusted her in the first game, lost the second, and locked in the get the dub in the 3rd 🎳
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I really love bowling with Jill bc it’s something we can get competitive with. I dusted her in the first game, lost the second, and locked in the get the dub in the 3rd 🎳
Our hotel room this weekend has the rare double cuck chair! 👀
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Our hotel room this weekend has the rare double cuck chair! 👀
Done with work early today. Did some weed and I’m on the couch scrolling through my rafting videos 🌊🐀
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Done with work early today. Did some weed and I’m on the couch scrolling through my rafting videos 🌊🐀
It’s pretty fuckin hot that my girlfriend has a 24 year old Forsberg Nordiques sweater 🥵🏒
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s pretty fuckin hot that my girlfriend has a 24 year old Forsberg Nordiques sweater 🥵🏒
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM