Old Turty Bastard
@bwhiz.bsky.social
I’m just tryna make my momma proud.
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
I ain’t tryna let my momma down.
🧔🏽♀️🐻🌊🛶💅🏼🎿🏔️🎨🏕️⛓️🚴🏼♂️🍻
Not here to argue
Leadville, CO
My girlfriend told me I couldn’t sit in her spot as I was sitting on the couch and I had an absolutely perfect timed fart before I moved to another spot. It’s the hardest I’ve laughed in quite a while, and I also feel like it’s an important step in our relationship
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My girlfriend told me I couldn’t sit in her spot as I was sitting on the couch and I had an absolutely perfect timed fart before I moved to another spot. It’s the hardest I’ve laughed in quite a while, and I also feel like it’s an important step in our relationship
The overall stress level in the grocery stores is ramping up noticeably 😬🦃
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The overall stress level in the grocery stores is ramping up noticeably 😬🦃
Can I admit that I would eat the fuck out of the banana/ham/hollandaise dish? 😋
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Can I admit that I would eat the fuck out of the banana/ham/hollandaise dish? 😋
I’d love to know how many injuries happen over the next week with so many ski resorts only having the white ribbon of death open for a big holiday
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’d love to know how many injuries happen over the next week with so many ski resorts only having the white ribbon of death open for a big holiday
Why are people so fucking weird with AI? A guy I’m friends with on Facebook, who I don’t really know at all, decided to take a picture of me, have some AI program make this, and then posted it on my Facebook with just the caption “Hi Brian”
Weird loser behavior 🤮
Weird loser behavior 🤮
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Why are people so fucking weird with AI? A guy I’m friends with on Facebook, who I don’t really know at all, decided to take a picture of me, have some AI program make this, and then posted it on my Facebook with just the caption “Hi Brian”
Weird loser behavior 🤮
Weird loser behavior 🤮
I’m sitting pretty for fantasy playoffs rn, but it’s hard for me to get too excited bc every week I fuck up who I put on the bench between Stefon Diggs, Xavier Worthy, and Khalil Shakir 😖🏈
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m sitting pretty for fantasy playoffs rn, but it’s hard for me to get too excited bc every week I fuck up who I put on the bench between Stefon Diggs, Xavier Worthy, and Khalil Shakir 😖🏈
We’ve gotta start bullying people who make you listen to them read straight from their phone something AI has told them
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
We’ve gotta start bullying people who make you listen to them read straight from their phone something AI has told them
My momma sent us cupcakes 🥰🧁
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My momma sent us cupcakes 🥰🧁
Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Official Video)
YouTube video by MileyCyrusVEVO
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Birthday Benes from my sweetheart 🥰🥰🥰
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Birthday Benes from my sweetheart 🥰🥰🥰
I’m so hungover rn 🫨
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’m so hungover rn 🫨
Got a little too drunk and now I’m making my girlfriend watch 2 Chainz music videos ⛓️
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Got a little too drunk and now I’m making my girlfriend watch 2 Chainz music videos ⛓️
I’ve already loved Jared Allen and now I just saw a video of him curling 🥵🥌
a football player wearing a purple jersey with the number 63 on it is standing on a field with his arms in the air .
ALT: a football player wearing a purple jersey with the number 63 on it is standing on a field with his arms in the air .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’ve already loved Jared Allen and now I just saw a video of him curling 🥵🥌
I got extra cheese on my Snarf’s sandie for the first time today and I feel like my life has been forever changed 🤤🙏🏼
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I got extra cheese on my Snarf’s sandie for the first time today and I feel like my life has been forever changed 🤤🙏🏼
I was going to say, “maybe if I post this it’ll snow a few more inches this weekend” but then they snuck the picture of my mom and dad walking in the snow and it made me cry
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I was going to say, “maybe if I post this it’ll snow a few more inches this weekend” but then they snuck the picture of my mom and dad walking in the snow and it made me cry
There’s nothing better than rap music to listen to in the morning when your feet are dragging and you don’t want to go to work 😤💪🏼
youtu.be/C6ZnwuhqALY?...
youtu.be/C6ZnwuhqALY?...
2 Chainz - El Chapo Jr (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by 2ChainzVEVO
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
There’s nothing better than rap music to listen to in the morning when your feet are dragging and you don’t want to go to work 😤💪🏼
youtu.be/C6ZnwuhqALY?...
youtu.be/C6ZnwuhqALY?...
I really need to learn how to make macaroons. My Whole Foods roon addiction is starting to add up 😬
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I really need to learn how to make macaroons. My Whole Foods roon addiction is starting to add up 😬
I would play the fuck out of a runaway truck ramp simulator 🚛
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I would play the fuck out of a runaway truck ramp simulator 🚛
I just tried the new Reese’s Oreo and I think it’s immediately getting placed in the Elite Snack™️ category 🧘🏼♀️🙏🏼
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I just tried the new Reese’s Oreo and I think it’s immediately getting placed in the Elite Snack™️ category 🧘🏼♀️🙏🏼
I have to go to gypsum for a sales meeting and won’t be home til like 6, but hopefully I’ll be coming home with some new sick swag 🍻
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have to go to gypsum for a sales meeting and won’t be home til like 6, but hopefully I’ll be coming home with some new sick swag 🍻
