Ben Waldman (lambda male)
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Ben Waldman (lambda male)
@bwaldman.dev
· Dec 22
everything is scratch and sniff if you set your mind to it
Exciting to see how F1 rigs this for Red Bull next weekend
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Exciting to see how F1 rigs this for Red Bull next weekend
Rishabh Pant’s batting in tests where he should be playing for a draw is Bazball levels of inexplicable
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Rishabh Pant’s batting in tests where he should be playing for a draw is Bazball levels of inexplicable
“We Lost to the Team Whose Own Players Got in a Fight with Each Other in the Middle of the Match, You’ll Never Sing That”
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Australia had to abandon caution and play Bazball cricket to succeed. This is clearly another moral victory for England
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Australia had to abandon caution and play Bazball cricket to succeed. This is clearly another moral victory for England
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Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where he couldn’t watch the SEC on YouTube TV, respect
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where he couldn’t watch the SEC on YouTube TV, respect
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This isn’t even a championship four issue, it’s an overtime issue. This is just a larger version of every other race win decided by a random car crashing with 4 to go.
And somehow Ford is the OEM that opted to set the stage for that. Congrats Ford! We’re all very proud of you for winning a race.
And somehow Ford is the OEM that opted to set the stage for that. Congrats Ford! We’re all very proud of you for winning a race.
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This isn’t even a championship four issue, it’s an overtime issue. This is just a larger version of every other race win decided by a random car crashing with 4 to go.
And somehow Ford is the OEM that opted to set the stage for that. Congrats Ford! We’re all very proud of you for winning a race.
And somehow Ford is the OEM that opted to set the stage for that. Congrats Ford! We’re all very proud of you for winning a race.
Absolutely absurd ridiculous way to end a season Jesus fucking Christ nascar
November 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Absolutely absurd ridiculous way to end a season Jesus fucking Christ nascar
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Naylor being slow as hell but a base-running savant is endlessly funny
October 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Naylor being slow as hell but a base-running savant is endlessly funny
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The vibes? FUCKIN IMMACULATE
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The vibes? FUCKIN IMMACULATE
Watching the Washington capitals for the last few years have left me wholly unprepared for a game in which the capitals have dominated according to all analytics yet are trailing
October 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Watching the Washington capitals for the last few years have left me wholly unprepared for a game in which the capitals have dominated according to all analytics yet are trailing
Fix kickoffs by adopting the rouge
September 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Fix kickoffs by adopting the rouge
I love that the live action speed racer movie doesn’t even pretend to make one iota of sense and just leans into the most insane CGI you’ve ever seen
September 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I love that the live action speed racer movie doesn’t even pretend to make one iota of sense and just leans into the most insane CGI you’ve ever seen
Homonym from 30 Rock is my Roman Empire
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Homonym from 30 Rock is my Roman Empire
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we have watched one billion of the crappiest Giants-Cowboys games in primetime/Thanksgiving/standalone slots and the NFL finally got sick of it and dumped one in the 1 p.m. Sunday window and it was an instant classic
September 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
we have watched one billion of the crappiest Giants-Cowboys games in primetime/Thanksgiving/standalone slots and the NFL finally got sick of it and dumped one in the 1 p.m. Sunday window and it was an instant classic
This Giants Cowboys game is giving new meaning to the concept of a game that nobody wants to win.
September 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This Giants Cowboys game is giving new meaning to the concept of a game that nobody wants to win.
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Bubba gets in the car and immediately asks about the Tennessee score... "Do I even want to know?" - Bubba
"7 seconds left, 38-38, Vols have the ball." - Freddie
For those following along... Tennessee missed the FG at the end of regulation. They're going to overtime
"7 seconds left, 38-38, Vols have the ball." - Freddie
For those following along... Tennessee missed the FG at the end of regulation. They're going to overtime
September 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Bubba gets in the car and immediately asks about the Tennessee score... "Do I even want to know?" - Bubba
"7 seconds left, 38-38, Vols have the ball." - Freddie
For those following along... Tennessee missed the FG at the end of regulation. They're going to overtime
"7 seconds left, 38-38, Vols have the ball." - Freddie
For those following along... Tennessee missed the FG at the end of regulation. They're going to overtime
Shotgun plays on fourth and inches are unamerican
September 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Shotgun plays on fourth and inches are unamerican
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Vikings offense looks like Timothee Chalamet after he saw a slider outside
September 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Vikings offense looks like Timothee Chalamet after he saw a slider outside
Can’t believe Kobe Bryant came back to life just to play on the Seahawks defense?
September 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Can’t believe Kobe Bryant came back to life just to play on the Seahawks defense?
Puget may be sound but is it valid?
September 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Puget may be sound but is it valid?
CARTOGRAPHERS FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE
Supporters of the campaign say that the popular Mercator projection promotes a false view of the continent and its size.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/w...
African Union Wants World to Stop Using 450-Year-Old Map
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
CARTOGRAPHERS FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE
August 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I never have (and probably never will) listen to an episode of shutdown fullcast but my Roman Empire is the fact that their tagline is “the world's only college football podcast”
August 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I never have (and probably never will) listen to an episode of shutdown fullcast but my Roman Empire is the fact that their tagline is “the world's only college football podcast”
This test raises the obvious question: India better without Bumrah???
July 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This test raises the obvious question: India better without Bumrah???
NICO HUUUUUKENBERG
July 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
NICO HUUUUUKENBERG