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Jove Turkey
@bustronaut.bsky.social
Non-binary (they/them), asexual

I used to pilot a bus

Pfp art by Lara Kim

Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
So Fantastic Four (2005) is an amazing distillation of 25 years of Hulk storytelling that trips up by combining two major Hulk villains into one character? 🤔🤔🤔

I don't see it
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
More gentle than last year's when every. single. Wrestler. ran to the ring and then spent 3 minutes shopping under the ring for plunder?
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
They got all excited when people started saying it started Eleven and thought they had another Stranger Things tie-in to exploit
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Which reminds me of the time I tried to tell my step-grandma that joke. After I got the first part out, she started telling us, in graphic detail about the medical procedure they'd do if you broke your leg in three places.

At the dinner table.
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It appears to be a L'EAU VIVE Sweater, happy searching!
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Push me, and then just touch me, until I can get my

Satisfaction
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Kinda seems like a "stay away from those three places" situation
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh hell Champ, look out for the ol' "urban canyon" winds in the coming months. Shit's nasty coming off the lake.
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Oh gosh, the third heald melting into the neck area is *chef kiss*
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reposted by Jove Turkey
BWAUHG
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I love all the appreciation you're getting from normies lately!
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Then there's Kamen Rider Gavv, which does all of that!
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Scold Newton is some next level wordplay
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Thank goodness he did, because proto-Jimmy looks like a Toyman robot
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It should be such an amazing moment, but they overreached and spoiled it
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The character on the upper right makes me lean toward Space Jam 2. Corporate overreach at its blurst.
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
'Ro, man c'mon, set up a little drip irrigation system, then you don't need to worry about them when you're on vacation
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I put adult/gore tags on it as a spoiler, because if you don't have gore as a click warning, I think you can handle comic spoilers
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The best part? Barry is nowhere to be seen. I'd check if he's dead again, but I don't care.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM