Jove Turkey
@bustronaut.bsky.social
Non-binary (they/them), asexual
I used to pilot a bus
Pfp art by Lara Kim
Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
I used to pilot a bus
Pfp art by Lara Kim
Any ideas expressed on my account are free to use by anyone as the basis of a story/TV series/movie/play/etc. at no cost
Ye gods, I want to post a DC K.O. spoiler pic, but IDK if it's a "Freddy's hand drags Jason's mask to hell" moment or a "Space Jam 2" moment.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Ye gods, I want to post a DC K.O. spoiler pic, but IDK if it's a "Freddy's hand drags Jason's mask to hell" moment or a "Space Jam 2" moment.
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If you receive oral from the Hamburger Helper guy, does that count as a handjob?
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you receive oral from the Hamburger Helper guy, does that count as a handjob?
Mark Waid is writing Wally and the Flash family again and it's like stepping into your comfiest slippers
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Mark Waid is writing Wally and the Flash family again and it's like stepping into your comfiest slippers
"What do you think, should I drive down now?"
"For liability reasons I cannot give you my opinion, sorry"
"For liability reasons I cannot give you my opinion, sorry"
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"What do you think, should I drive down now?"
"For liability reasons I cannot give you my opinion, sorry"
"For liability reasons I cannot give you my opinion, sorry"
I will again reiterate that Maria Muldaur's "Midnight at the Oasis" sounds like it was written to be a backdrop for a Snoopy sequence in some Peanuts special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I will again reiterate that Maria Muldaur's "Midnight at the Oasis" sounds like it was written to be a backdrop for a Snoopy sequence in some Peanuts special.
Since Billy is a shapeshifter, could he theoretically be trained to turn into one of the other Marvels, Superman, etc?
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Since Billy is a shapeshifter, could he theoretically be trained to turn into one of the other Marvels, Superman, etc?
I just read my first Absolute Batman comic (the annual) and I "Get It" now. He's a parody of what fandom wants from Batman, completely over the top. It's hilariously adorable.
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I just read my first Absolute Batman comic (the annual) and I "Get It" now. He's a parody of what fandom wants from Batman, completely over the top. It's hilariously adorable.
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man,
Jay Chester, 40, can’t believe it’s been so long since you last met up and genuinely intends to remedy the issue – and will spend the next decade genuinely intending to remedy the issue.
“We mustn’t leave it so long next time” says AuDHD friend who’ll see you in a decade
An AuDHD friend who has vowed to get better at staying in touch will see you whenever the next parent dies, sources have confirmed. Jay Chester, 40, can’t believe it’s been so long since you last…
thedailytism.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
man,
The Illini game today is at 6:30PM, by which point there should be about 7" of snow on the ground. I wonder if Champaign will actually plow because of this?
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The Illini game today is at 6:30PM, by which point there should be about 7" of snow on the ground. I wonder if Champaign will actually plow because of this?
Is GDT's Frankenstein a Universal Soldier prequel?
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Is GDT's Frankenstein a Universal Soldier prequel?
Nothing will ever make me feel older than watching Lil Jon do Turn Down For What? surrounded by a group of tweens on a Toys R Us parade float.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Nothing will ever make me feel older than watching Lil Jon do Turn Down For What? surrounded by a group of tweens on a Toys R Us parade float.
TFW you feel the tiniest, most subtle, pop in your back and spend the rest of the night dreading what that's going to mean for the rest of your week.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
TFW you feel the tiniest, most subtle, pop in your back and spend the rest of the night dreading what that's going to mean for the rest of your week.
Happy Thanksgiving, nerdlingers. I love and enjoy you all. 💚
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, nerdlingers. I love and enjoy you all. 💚
My favorite being "The Littlest Hobo" - a Fugitive/Incredible Hulk riff where the main character is a dog going from town to town helping people. It was live action.
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My favorite being "The Littlest Hobo" - a Fugitive/Incredible Hulk riff where the main character is a dog going from town to town helping people. It was live action.
The Adam McKay movie "Don't Look Up" is one of the angriest pieces of media I have seen. Possibly ever.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Adam McKay movie "Don't Look Up" is one of the angriest pieces of media I have seen. Possibly ever.
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ICP's Violent J is doing cooking videos on the various socials and it is exactly the level of video production that you would expect from a 53 year old Michigan man.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
ICP's Violent J is doing cooking videos on the various socials and it is exactly the level of video production that you would expect from a 53 year old Michigan man.
ICP's Violent J is doing cooking videos on the various socials and it is exactly the level of video production that you would expect from a 53 year old Michigan man.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
ICP's Violent J is doing cooking videos on the various socials and it is exactly the level of video production that you would expect from a 53 year old Michigan man.
There was a water main break at J's job, so we finally got to try the new brunch place. It was so nice to be able to get together like that
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
There was a water main break at J's job, so we finally got to try the new brunch place. It was so nice to be able to get together like that
One of my favorite early transition moments was at an end of trivia season party.
One of our teammates came up and said to J "Aw, no [dead name] tonight?"
They hadn't recognized me and I was still basically in boy mode
One of our teammates came up and said to J "Aw, no [dead name] tonight?"
They hadn't recognized me and I was still basically in boy mode
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
One of my favorite early transition moments was at an end of trivia season party.
One of our teammates came up and said to J "Aw, no [dead name] tonight?"
They hadn't recognized me and I was still basically in boy mode
One of our teammates came up and said to J "Aw, no [dead name] tonight?"
They hadn't recognized me and I was still basically in boy mode
Tonight's poll - Is Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors male?
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Tonight's poll - Is Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors male?
Inspection really only turned up some cosmetic/handyman stuff!
Ok, now the important part - Where do I put a TV? I have to say I'm not a fan of above the fireplace mounts
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Inspection really only turned up some cosmetic/handyman stuff!
I think I just figured out why I fell off in my MST3K fandom
I think a lot of the quality of older MST3K came from having seen these weird movies on TV as a kid, so they were familiar enough to mock. Now they just keep churning out content over four different sub brands and go for easier jokes
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I think I just figured out why I fell off in my MST3K fandom
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ICYMI last night, I nearly offed myself at age 15 trying to beat Battletoads
1991 - I'm 15 years old, Battletoads just came out and it's Labor Day weekend. A 12 pack of Jolt later I still hadn't beaten the game, but I *did* get hospitalized with what turned out to be the worst caffeine headache they've ever seen.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ICYMI last night, I nearly offed myself at age 15 trying to beat Battletoads
$260(!!!) for 5 GI Joe scale figures and two small vehicles. No wonder they only got 10% funded.
HasLab TRON ended at 1,386. This number is probably 6-7 levels of funny if you kept up with Intel processors in the pre-internet era.
Bummer that it didn't make it.
Bummer that it didn't make it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
$260(!!!) for 5 GI Joe scale figures and two small vehicles. No wonder they only got 10% funded.