Sean Sullivan
busean.bsky.social
Sean Sullivan
@busean.bsky.social
Second City, Onion, other comedy stuff, sometimes not funny stuff if it pays
Pregame: Winner goes to the Super Bowl!

Halftime: Winner....goes to...the Super Bowl?

(ps abolish prosecute execute you know the drill)
January 25, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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This kind of thing does point out a real ethical dilemma: block or mute?
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Presidential Address: "In a joint operation between American armed forces, local law enforcement, Venezuelan freedom fighters, and CBS News..."
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I really, really enjoyed that Mamdani quoted Mario Cuomo in his speech.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
An absolute incredible baseball game, historic and bonkers, with an ending like an emotional plane crash. It was like seeing the face of God and learning he likes watching The Big Bang Theory.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
More like Bohtani m i rite
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Congrats to JB Smoove for making the football hall of fame
September 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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my sister googled "fun things to do in Boston this weekend" and it told her to go sit on Storrow Drive and watch a bunch of college kids peel their rented Penske moving trucks open like tin cans
September 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.
June 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Rick Pitino with big "Michael Corleone but also Dorian Gray" vibes.
March 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Great work by Roger Federer's kid in winning another Slam Dunk contest
February 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I give Mac McClung's dunk a 51.
February 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm looking good with my parlay (Eagles money line plus Chiefs to lose at any time)
February 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
See, this is why the Pats cheated -- fine, we could lose, but never by this much. Cheating works.
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm watching Bills - Lions, it's real good
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Philadelphia Kendricks vs Kansas City Drakes
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you're thinking about the game we're all thinking about -- the offensive line held firm in that one, which allowed everything magical to happen.

Hell, I remember an unbeaten team losing because their offensive line couldn't handle the pressure.

"Power. Power wins football games" - Bill Parcells
February 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Seal ad first one my wife laughed at here.

Toddler looked at Seal and just said "No."
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Squarespace marketing team: "America loves one thing, and that's The Banshees of Inisherin."
February 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Cool new play from Philly there. Breaking out the new stuff for the big game.
February 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Mahomes running for his life. I've seen this movie. Uh oh.
February 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Atrocious scorebug. Made for Fox median viewer
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Halftime is Kendrick ft. Luigi, should be good
February 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just send the President to this stuff every day. He can stand and wave and the next day he can go to another thing and stand and wave. We have enough events to make this happen.
February 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM