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Kathleen
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Made a couple of feeds of the things that I always want easy access to when I visit new people's profiles for the first time: the drawings and the dogs.

Dogs: bsky.app/profile/burr...

Art: bsky.app/profile/burr...
Feeling very Portland tonight. At the unveiling of the world's largest pants (featuring the world's second largest pants). There is free denim colored soup.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Look I accidentally paid way too much for these moomin stickers so they're going to be recipe cards
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Somehow I never thought to cut up onions under a ceiling fan? I sliced up six onions for soup in my living room and am fine instead of a snotty mess?
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I'll always regret not getting an og Joy of Cooking t-shirt when they were still available
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I was behind an older minivan today that had a sticker that said "yearn for the urn" and a custom license plate that said "morgue"
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boustro...

Thanks, I hate it.

Boustrophedon (/ˌbuːstrəˈfiːdən/ BOO-strə-FEE-dən[1]) is a style of writing in which alternate lines of writing are reversed, with letters also written in reverse, mirror-style.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Really don't know why I started on "50 ways to message your lover"

You can use Discord, Ford. Just send a GChat, Pat. Write a quick text, Becks. Post them a Signal, Wignall. Jot off a quick email, Gail. Beam them a DM, Jim. Deliver a Whatsapp, Pap.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV

I took some shrimperties 🦐
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Apropos of nothing the forums I was on as a wayward youth would have been so much worse if the people on them had thought they were politically important
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I am CRYING 😭🤣 had dinner tonight at a *Michelin* restaurant and the amuse bouche had gluten so my mom and I got "fresh crudite with ranch" PLEASEEEE this is the funniest gluten free item I've ever been served
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Beakman's world started as a newspaper comic? Which ran til 2016!?
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Also hitting me like a bag of pennies: no more pennies
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I find it really funny that one of the differences between the book and movie of Howl's Moving Castle that makes book people the maddest is not mentioning he's Welsh
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
They protect women like they protect cattle - they're still going to eat the cattle
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by Kathleen
Placeholder image creates incredible joke, news at 11.
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Of course I buy the dip. I fucking love guacamole.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I don't think we talk enough about how funny it is that darmok and jalad at tanagra became a meme
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I must do a pilgrimage
I saw the giant ween
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Somehow I hadn't considered :(

I love a squashed penny
No one seems to be asking the real question: what are squashed penny collectors like me supposed to do now?!
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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My favorite exercises in this physical therapy app are either The Kick Is Good or The Blair Witch Got Me
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"It doesn't look that hard": the most dangerous words in the English language
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The steam frame sounds like what I've been looking for ever since quest got meta-ed. Wonder what the price point will be.
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy exploding whale day! Here is a piñata I once made, filled with red pink and white candy, and let my niblings go to town on in its honor.
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
As you age something you've been doing for years and years may become cool but its coolness does not transfer to you - you are only cool if you started doing the cool thing recently.
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM