I love how there's two entire paragraphs of "I do have social plans and friends, look, here's an itemised list of times I left the house, don't look into it at all but I'm wildly popular". the racecar bed of it all.

My friend Katherine tripped over in the street once and Su Pollard helped her up before realising she was looking at her doppelgänger!

“Makes it through Parliament”

What, past their 855 seat majority?

Britain is a country where the ruling class is utterly determined to convince you that people not only don’t deserve nice things, they don’t deserve anything at all.

If the government is right that removing this cap at a cost of around £3bn will take 450,000 children out of poverty then they should have done it on day one, and all the shite we had last year about how ‘unaffordable’ it was to do this was clearly just fucking nonsense

this is top notch aunt behaviour

everyone knows the only people who have to use Microsoft software for work are those who literally work at Microsoft and nowhere else 🙄