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BurkittsvilleMike
@burkittsvillemike.bsky.social
NOT the Mike in the movie.
Mayor, Burkittsville, MD (2022- present)
I always feel like an asshole pointing that out.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I had one other person in my screening. I’ve been trying to spread the good word since.

And I’m very worried for Dr Kelson.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
OK. Need to get to that once I get back home. And the Buffalo doc. And, jeez, like a hundred other things.
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Playtime is in there. But what a terrible list.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So they’ve started late
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
In the book there’s a marker for the kid who walked the shortest distance
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Oh cool. Will need to check that out.
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I wish they’d left in the bit about the kid who froze at the starting line and got his ticket there.
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
We used to put in on at parties to try and make people leave. Had one friend sit through the whole thing and insisted on watching it in full every year afterwards. I seriously considered showing it at his memorial service last year.
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
One of my favorites is from David Cronenberg, who said Martin Scorsese was afraid to meet him, and DC replied “Really, you’re the guy who made Mean Streets.”
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It’s very clear early on that it’s a movie that has absolutely no interest in harming the dog.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It’s better that the first. Dog is fine
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
And Gremlins 2 above all
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Code name BUBBA
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I mean, Krampy has gotta have free time in June. Not fixing that typo.
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
And we’d get Troy referring to Orlok as “A Dracula.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I know what I’m bringing the next time I see her.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You’d get the head!? Our cats would only leave the back half.
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM