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Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.

"Put his Christmas tree up too early"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian

"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend

"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda

https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
Don't disturb my friend; I've severed his spinal cord.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
We all watching Commando again then, yeah?
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Is this gag so unfunny now that it's becoming funny again? I mean, I'm going to keep doing it anyway, so... Yeah.
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Fabulous. Jesus would be proud.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I've had a drink, gang. I'm being friendly. Not in a Kevin Spacey way tho.x
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I've let everyone down and, worse than that, I've let myself down.
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Imagine not calling Kate Beckinsale "Lenny Godber's daughter, Kate Beckinsale" tho. There should be laws about this sort of thing.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Mr. Spoon's landings were the only ones I was interested in BECAUSE THOSE REALLY HAPPENED.
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Aw! Whack it in anyway. With badly dubbed clips, please!
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM