Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"Put his Christmas tree up too early"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
"Put his Christmas tree up too early"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
Oor Party, Your Party, Naebody's Party.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oor Party, Your Party, Naebody's Party.
"I'll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate the Blessed Virgin was a prostitute on the Plymouth Herald comments section?"
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"I'll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate the Blessed Virgin was a prostitute on the Plymouth Herald comments section?"
Jeremy Corbyn giving his speech at the Your Party Conference:
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Jeremy Corbyn giving his speech at the Your Party Conference:
Let's work this work Christmas party, bitches.x
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Let's work this work Christmas party, bitches.x
Work Christmas party tonight, gang.
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Work Christmas party tonight, gang.
Finding useful information online in the age of artificial intelligence be all like:
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Finding useful information online in the age of artificial intelligence be all like:
Brb. Just got to make a quick work-related call...
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Brb. Just got to make a quick work-related call...
Just took Monday off work on a whim, gang.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Just took Monday off work on a whim, gang.
As ever when buying online, please be careful not to inadvertently fund the activities of radical clerics.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
As ever when buying online, please be careful not to inadvertently fund the activities of radical clerics.
Call me a sucker for tradition, but I do love the customary picture of the Chancellor of the Exchequer outside Number 11 with their big bag of cans on Budget Day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Call me a sucker for tradition, but I do love the customary picture of the Chancellor of the Exchequer outside Number 11 with their big bag of cans on Budget Day.
I remember once I was having dinner with the PM in a provincial Italian capital famed for its cheese and ham and he was kicking up a right fuss with the waiter, saying they were just peddling expensive toasties to the tourists.
Keir Starmer: Parma Drama we called him after that.
Keir Starmer: Parma Drama we called him after that.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I remember once I was having dinner with the PM in a provincial Italian capital famed for its cheese and ham and he was kicking up a right fuss with the waiter, saying they were just peddling expensive toasties to the tourists.
Keir Starmer: Parma Drama we called him after that.
Keir Starmer: Parma Drama we called him after that.
I'm watching Mary Beard go on about the Romans on PBS.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm watching Mary Beard go on about the Romans on PBS.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Fathers4Justice: the Motion Picture.
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fathers4Justice: the Motion Picture.
Gang. GANG! John Bender of Shermer High School detention fame is 65 and eligible for a free bus pass!?
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Gang. GANG! John Bender of Shermer High School detention fame is 65 and eligible for a free bus pass!?
I'm watching the A-Team and there's nothing any of you can do about it.
*That's* power.
*That's* power.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm watching the A-Team and there's nothing any of you can do about it.
*That's* power.
*That's* power.
Do a vulgar roast... use forbidden words.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Do a vulgar roast... use forbidden words.
Trying to get a peaceful night's sleep on a Sunday is fun right?
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Trying to get a peaceful night's sleep on a Sunday is fun right?
Post a movie from where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Post a movie from where you’re from.
I've got soup in the slow cooker, my fine lady wife (comely lass, virtue true, etc.) has baked bread, and now we're going to put the Christmas tree up.
What I'm saying here isn't that we're simply better than all of you lot in every single way, but be in no doubt: we absolutely are.x
What I'm saying here isn't that we're simply better than all of you lot in every single way, but be in no doubt: we absolutely are.x
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I've got soup in the slow cooker, my fine lady wife (comely lass, virtue true, etc.) has baked bread, and now we're going to put the Christmas tree up.
What I'm saying here isn't that we're simply better than all of you lot in every single way, but be in no doubt: we absolutely are.x
What I'm saying here isn't that we're simply better than all of you lot in every single way, but be in no doubt: we absolutely are.x
🎶Birds Eye Potato Waffles
They’re Waffly Versatile
Grill ‘em, bake ‘em,
load ’em, love ‘em
Waffly Versatile🎶
They’re Waffly Versatile
Grill ‘em, bake ‘em,
load ’em, love ‘em
Waffly Versatile🎶
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
🎶Birds Eye Potato Waffles
They’re Waffly Versatile
Grill ‘em, bake ‘em,
load ’em, love ‘em
Waffly Versatile🎶
They’re Waffly Versatile
Grill ‘em, bake ‘em,
load ’em, love ‘em
Waffly Versatile🎶
I've accidentally read the latest RFK news, gang.
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I've accidentally read the latest RFK news, gang.
I mean, maybe he meant his favourite film was Traitors (1962) and he loves when he randomly finds it on TV at 4 in the morning, so I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt because science dictates that nobody can possibly be as bereft of imagination as Keir Starmer apparently pretends to be.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I mean, maybe he meant his favourite film was Traitors (1962) and he loves when he randomly finds it on TV at 4 in the morning, so I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt because science dictates that nobody can possibly be as bereft of imagination as Keir Starmer apparently pretends to be.