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Bruce Springstween
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Springsteen but Gen Z
(Do I have to say this is a parody account? 🙄)
#brucespringsteen #bruce #springsteen #theboss #SpringsteenTour24
baby I was born to run away from the USA
April 5, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I was porn in the USA
March 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
the darkness on the edge of town is now running the town
March 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Okay now I'm regretting being Born in the U.S.A.
February 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Reposted by Bruce Springstween
if only we had all been blinded by science then we wouldn't be in this mess rn
January 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Oh, oh, oh, L.A.'s on fire
January 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
There is a thin line between Bruce Springsteen and Bruce Summersteen
December 22, 2024 at 11:37 AM
stop asking me if I was born in the usa
December 18, 2024 at 10:58 AM
BOSS: This one is for all the CEOS out there (you know who you are)

well, they shot you point blank
you been shot in the back
baby, point blank
you're a fool this time
boy, that's a fact
December 9, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Welcome to the Jungleland
December 6, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Reposted by Bruce Springstween
more like spotify trapped because you can't put music in a box let alone a heart shaped one for a few weeks a year
December 4, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Reposted by Bruce Springstween
good riffing isn’t one-upping the joke it’s extending the world the joke exists in
March 31, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Reposted by Bruce Springstween
insurance won't cover cataract surgery on my third eye, this country is fucked
December 1, 2024 at 11:15 PM
BOSS: Hope this email finds you well

Me: I remember when you named your songs like Jungleland and Reason to Believe
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 AM
BOSS: Hope this email finds you well

Me: I can't believe I paid three hundred quid for these seats
December 2, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I saw a picture of her on instagram standing on her front lawn, just a-twirling her baton.
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 AM
There's a place out on the edge of Texas
Rising above the Twitter that he killed
Now ever since I was a child, I've had a hatred
For Musky's mansion on the hill
November 28, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Eating round the table like every night
used to fight, now not a word is thrown
One minute you’re here
Next minute you’re on your phone
November 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I was not born in Canada
November 26, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Open All Night could never be written today. Gen Z wouldn't understand:
carburetor, new clutch plate, plugs and points, payphone, radio relay towers, one two powershift, Texaco roadmap, scrap metal hill, oil pressure's sinkin', rock ‘n’ roll
November 25, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Johnny 2024
Down in the part of town where when you hit a red light, you don't stop
Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatenin' to blow his top
When an off-duty cop snuck up on him from behind
And shot him in the back, now he's dead, that’s the end of the song
November 24, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Honey, I just wonder what you do there in the back
Of your autonomous pink Cadillac, autonomous pink Cadillac
November 23, 2024 at 11:33 PM
At US border control: Sir, I can't let you in without a passport.

Bruce: But I was born in the USA
November 23, 2024 at 9:40 AM
*Bruce at two years old with calves of steel*

Bruce's mom: That baby was born to run.
November 23, 2024 at 9:29 AM