Bruce Springstween
@brucespringstween.bsky.social
Springsteen but Gen Z
(Do I have to say this is a parody account? 🙄)
#brucespringsteen #bruce #springsteen #theboss #SpringsteenTour24
(Do I have to say this is a parody account? 🙄)
#brucespringsteen #bruce #springsteen #theboss #SpringsteenTour24
baby I was born to run away from the USA
April 5, 2025 at 9:50 AM
baby I was born to run away from the USA
I was porn in the USA
March 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I was porn in the USA
the darkness on the edge of town is now running the town
March 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
the darkness on the edge of town is now running the town
Okay now I'm regretting being Born in the U.S.A.
February 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Okay now I'm regretting being Born in the U.S.A.
Reposted by Bruce Springstween
if only we had all been blinded by science then we wouldn't be in this mess rn
January 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
if only we had all been blinded by science then we wouldn't be in this mess rn
Oh, oh, oh, L.A.'s on fire
January 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Oh, oh, oh, L.A.'s on fire
There is a thin line between Bruce Springsteen and Bruce Summersteen
December 22, 2024 at 11:37 AM
There is a thin line between Bruce Springsteen and Bruce Summersteen
stop asking me if I was born in the usa
December 18, 2024 at 10:58 AM
stop asking me if I was born in the usa
BOSS: This one is for all the CEOS out there (you know who you are)
well, they shot you point blank
you been shot in the back
baby, point blank
you're a fool this time
boy, that's a fact
well, they shot you point blank
you been shot in the back
baby, point blank
you're a fool this time
boy, that's a fact
December 9, 2024 at 1:16 PM
BOSS: This one is for all the CEOS out there (you know who you are)
well, they shot you point blank
you been shot in the back
baby, point blank
you're a fool this time
boy, that's a fact
well, they shot you point blank
you been shot in the back
baby, point blank
you're a fool this time
boy, that's a fact
Welcome to the Jungleland
December 6, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Welcome to the Jungleland
Reposted by Bruce Springstween
more like spotify trapped because you can't put music in a box let alone a heart shaped one for a few weeks a year
December 4, 2024 at 11:47 PM
more like spotify trapped because you can't put music in a box let alone a heart shaped one for a few weeks a year
Reposted by Bruce Springstween
good riffing isn’t one-upping the joke it’s extending the world the joke exists in
March 31, 2024 at 12:59 PM
good riffing isn’t one-upping the joke it’s extending the world the joke exists in
Reposted by Bruce Springstween
insurance won't cover cataract surgery on my third eye, this country is fucked
December 1, 2024 at 11:15 PM
insurance won't cover cataract surgery on my third eye, this country is fucked
BOSS: Hope this email finds you well
Me: I remember when you named your songs like Jungleland and Reason to Believe
Me: I remember when you named your songs like Jungleland and Reason to Believe
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 AM
BOSS: Hope this email finds you well
Me: I remember when you named your songs like Jungleland and Reason to Believe
Me: I remember when you named your songs like Jungleland and Reason to Believe
BOSS: Hope this email finds you well
Me: I can't believe I paid three hundred quid for these seats
Me: I can't believe I paid three hundred quid for these seats
December 2, 2024 at 12:20 AM
BOSS: Hope this email finds you well
Me: I can't believe I paid three hundred quid for these seats
Me: I can't believe I paid three hundred quid for these seats
I saw a picture of her on instagram standing on her front lawn, just a-twirling her baton.
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 AM
I saw a picture of her on instagram standing on her front lawn, just a-twirling her baton.
There's a place out on the edge of Texas
Rising above the Twitter that he killed
Now ever since I was a child, I've had a hatred
For Musky's mansion on the hill
Rising above the Twitter that he killed
Now ever since I was a child, I've had a hatred
For Musky's mansion on the hill
November 28, 2024 at 11:12 AM
There's a place out on the edge of Texas
Rising above the Twitter that he killed
Now ever since I was a child, I've had a hatred
For Musky's mansion on the hill
Rising above the Twitter that he killed
Now ever since I was a child, I've had a hatred
For Musky's mansion on the hill
Eating round the table like every night
used to fight, now not a word is thrown
One minute you’re here
Next minute you’re on your phone
used to fight, now not a word is thrown
One minute you’re here
Next minute you’re on your phone
November 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Eating round the table like every night
used to fight, now not a word is thrown
One minute you’re here
Next minute you’re on your phone
used to fight, now not a word is thrown
One minute you’re here
Next minute you’re on your phone
I was not born in Canada
November 26, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I was not born in Canada
Open All Night could never be written today. Gen Z wouldn't understand:
carburetor, new clutch plate, plugs and points, payphone, radio relay towers, one two powershift, Texaco roadmap, scrap metal hill, oil pressure's sinkin', rock ‘n’ roll
carburetor, new clutch plate, plugs and points, payphone, radio relay towers, one two powershift, Texaco roadmap, scrap metal hill, oil pressure's sinkin', rock ‘n’ roll
November 25, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Open All Night could never be written today. Gen Z wouldn't understand:
carburetor, new clutch plate, plugs and points, payphone, radio relay towers, one two powershift, Texaco roadmap, scrap metal hill, oil pressure's sinkin', rock ‘n’ roll
carburetor, new clutch plate, plugs and points, payphone, radio relay towers, one two powershift, Texaco roadmap, scrap metal hill, oil pressure's sinkin', rock ‘n’ roll
Johnny 2024
Down in the part of town where when you hit a red light, you don't stop
Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatenin' to blow his top
When an off-duty cop snuck up on him from behind
And shot him in the back, now he's dead, that’s the end of the song
Down in the part of town where when you hit a red light, you don't stop
Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatenin' to blow his top
When an off-duty cop snuck up on him from behind
And shot him in the back, now he's dead, that’s the end of the song
November 24, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Johnny 2024
Down in the part of town where when you hit a red light, you don't stop
Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatenin' to blow his top
When an off-duty cop snuck up on him from behind
And shot him in the back, now he's dead, that’s the end of the song
Down in the part of town where when you hit a red light, you don't stop
Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatenin' to blow his top
When an off-duty cop snuck up on him from behind
And shot him in the back, now he's dead, that’s the end of the song
Honey, I just wonder what you do there in the back
Of your autonomous pink Cadillac, autonomous pink Cadillac
Of your autonomous pink Cadillac, autonomous pink Cadillac
November 23, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Honey, I just wonder what you do there in the back
Of your autonomous pink Cadillac, autonomous pink Cadillac
Of your autonomous pink Cadillac, autonomous pink Cadillac
At US border control: Sir, I can't let you in without a passport.
Bruce: But I was born in the USA
Bruce: But I was born in the USA
November 23, 2024 at 9:40 AM
At US border control: Sir, I can't let you in without a passport.
Bruce: But I was born in the USA
Bruce: But I was born in the USA
*Bruce at two years old with calves of steel*
Bruce's mom: That baby was born to run.
Bruce's mom: That baby was born to run.
November 23, 2024 at 9:29 AM
*Bruce at two years old with calves of steel*
Bruce's mom: That baby was born to run.
Bruce's mom: That baby was born to run.