Beauty and the Beast was the only VHS in a holiday apartment with my three-year-old son. I saw it roughly twice a day for a fortnight. Somehow it was transmogrified into AFAGUSLAE. Hence Bell and Bett.

FWIW, my Spotify listening age was 57. Which is my actual age. Possibly the only time the Spotify algorithms have sussed anything accurate about me.

Half way through this right now, and it's well on course to be the best of the Maud O'Connor novels.

So take this in. Straight from the NATO meeting after Russia’s attack Britain’s primary military town, Salisbury, Boris Johnson flew unofficially to party in Umbria with a former KGB officer working for the Kremlin.

Can anyone tell me how this has been forgotten?

It is Profumo on stilts

Absolutely not.