Colin
@brocolini.bsky.social
Just looking for some Coke Zero.
🏳️🌈📚🏃🏻♂️🐈🐕🍪
That kinda cringe friend you have to tell people, “No, he’s ok if you get to know him.”
Actually hates broccoli. 🥦
📍 Philly
🏳️🌈📚🏃🏻♂️🐈🐕🍪
That kinda cringe friend you have to tell people, “No, he’s ok if you get to know him.”
Actually hates broccoli. 🥦
📍 Philly
Days like today make me so glad I don’t have a student-facing role. 🥴
February 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Days like today make me so glad I don’t have a student-facing role. 🥴
A beaver saw the sun and now I gotta freeze? This system is unworkable.
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 PM
A beaver saw the sun and now I gotta freeze? This system is unworkable.
This stretch of sub-freezing temps has frozen my will to function (which was already pretty low).
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
This stretch of sub-freezing temps has frozen my will to function (which was already pretty low).
This is the most Philadelphia article. 😂
January 27, 2026 at 1:39 AM
This is the most Philadelphia article. 😂
Losing Meanie got me thinking of all the porch pals we’ve had over the years. 😢
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Losing Meanie got me thinking of all the porch pals we’ve had over the years. 😢
One of our porch pals has crossed the rainbow bridge. Meanie was actually a sweet girl for a feral street cat. You couldn’t pet her, but she still liked when people were around. She lived on our block ever since we moved here 10+ years ago. I’ll miss her goofy face.
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 PM
One of our porch pals has crossed the rainbow bridge. Meanie was actually a sweet girl for a feral street cat. You couldn’t pet her, but she still liked when people were around. She lived on our block ever since we moved here 10+ years ago. I’ll miss her goofy face.
Working for a university forces you to act like a mob boss because what do you mean I’m keeping two sets of books, one for what is being charged and one for what is going to be charged once they get around to publishing the fringe rates for FY26. It’s Q3, you wangs!
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Working for a university forces you to act like a mob boss because what do you mean I’m keeping two sets of books, one for what is being charged and one for what is going to be charged once they get around to publishing the fringe rates for FY26. It’s Q3, you wangs!
I should get up and do stuff but also, why?
January 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I should get up and do stuff but also, why?
There’s something so titillating about when the Cane’s cashier yells, “Hot, fresh chicken for Colin!”
January 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
There’s something so titillating about when the Cane’s cashier yells, “Hot, fresh chicken for Colin!”
Cause why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement and rust my Bowflex? To what end? 🎶TO WHAT END?!🎶
January 8, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Cause why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement and rust my Bowflex? To what end? 🎶TO WHAT END?!🎶
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Heated Rivalry but with:
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Heated Rivalry but with:
Hanging with the most diva of divas. (And @talltbh.bsky.social and @classicsftw.bsky.social)
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Hanging with the most diva of divas. (And @talltbh.bsky.social and @classicsftw.bsky.social)
Suffer my inane snaps, besties. 👻
January 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Suffer my inane snaps, besties. 👻
Got these for my desk, and it’s really the little things that make me not want to claw my eyes out. 😂
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Got these for my desk, and it’s really the little things that make me not want to claw my eyes out. 😂
Nothing like when you wake up with a good vibe only for it to be crushed by SEPTA. 😭
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Nothing like when you wake up with a good vibe only for it to be crushed by SEPTA. 😭
Finished Pluribus and started Task. What other series do I need to catch up on?
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Finished Pluribus and started Task. What other series do I need to catch up on?
Left the house for the first time since Thursday. It was not worth it.
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Left the house for the first time since Thursday. It was not worth it.
We saw you from across the couch and we like your vibe.
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We saw you from across the couch and we like your vibe.
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I love Philly so much
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love Philly so much
Back home with my cats, wearing my comfy, and loafing for a day or two to recover.
The face of someone ready to make the 11 hour drive home tomorrow. The exhaustion of being around family has hit.
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Back home with my cats, wearing my comfy, and loafing for a day or two to recover.
The face of someone ready to make the 11 hour drive home tomorrow. The exhaustion of being around family has hit.
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The face of someone ready to make the 11 hour drive home tomorrow. The exhaustion of being around family has hit.
“How will you enter 2026?”
Me:
Me:
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“How will you enter 2026?”
Me:
Me:
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“How will you enter 2026?”
Me:
Me:
December 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“How will you enter 2026?”
Me:
Me:
Surviving family Christmas. Barely.
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Surviving family Christmas. Barely.
The holidays involve baking two nostalgic desserts from my grandmothers: one is a recipe for pizzelles, passed down through 5 generations, requiring a special press and several hours. The other is Pillsbury boxed brownies. My lineage contains multitudes.
December 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The holidays involve baking two nostalgic desserts from my grandmothers: one is a recipe for pizzelles, passed down through 5 generations, requiring a special press and several hours. The other is Pillsbury boxed brownies. My lineage contains multitudes.