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When I figure out what I'm here to post about, you'll all be the first to know.
Order a glass of Courvoisier without making at least one "Ladies Man" reference Challenge.

Difficulty level: impossible
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Is this even the first time? I swear I've read about him crashing weddings and rambling about the afterlife before (though maybe not both in the same incident)
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Agreed on that one, too
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It's the only thing holding us back from becoming billionaires
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Nick Offerman
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I dispute the "plausible" on that one
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Mine are mostly pretty normal until this one.
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
melody prosgy harmony , all amials.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
BOOOOOOOOOO
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Extreme "Fighting Baseball roster" energy
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This beautiful goofball
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I once had a cat who was obsessed with mine, too. He'd stand on the sink and put his front paws on my chest to get up and rub his chin on it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Almost broken in
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Schiff and Padilla, because of course
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Posting a picture of the wrong book is what makes it art
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Your phone company probably won't even let you have one, that got deregulated in 2019.
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Or he's just saying that Trump is a horndog. Who knows.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I go back to the third post in your thread though -- my understanding is that Epstein had a long record of saying shit that he thought made him sound smart, without really understanding it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Mechanical Darmok
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Also treat every firearm as loaded, and don't fire if you don't know what's behind your target
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Correct and correct.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM