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When I figure out what I'm here to post about, you'll all be the first to know.
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Mine are mostly pretty normal until this one.
Maitake fritters Shrimp and Farro Risotto Charred asparagus Mexican Fire Opal Mayan Burial Ground
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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This beautiful goofball
A short haired gray cat with green eyes, sitting in a box on top of a refrigerator.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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...and?
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Chuck Schumer, Cataclysmic Failure
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Women don't like the vehicle.
Pac-Man Hot Rod
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.
Cadillac Popemobile in The Vault at The Petersen
October 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Okay, it is possible
Akinator says, "Bravo, you have defeated me!" Who are you thinking about? If you find your character on the following list, please click on its name Dr Emilio Lizardo (Buckaroo Banzai)
October 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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God damn
Akinator guesses (correctly): Eli Cash ("The Royal Tenenbaums")
October 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Swedish Bastards! (SVENSKJÄVLAR) salty licorice filled with licorice cream "The world's saltiest licorice"
October 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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This is renowned Constitutional litigator and former Solicitor General Paul Clement. He is tough, and ruthless.

This is Stephen Miller, Trump's Deputy Chief of Staff. He is rough, and toothless.
Paul Clement Stephen Miller
October 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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My worst case scenario was, roughly, "Threads" (1984).
Cyan text on black background reads: "East-West exchange 3000 megatons 210 megatons fall on UK"
September 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I am willing to offer a remedial course for $19.99 + tax and shipping

booksinc.net/book/9780060...
"If You Give a Mouse a Cookie,' written by Laura Numeroff, with illustrations by Felicia Bond
September 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Gonna have to get my hands on a bottle of this for evaluation someday
Crow's Nest Musk Flavored Soda
September 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Oh also this one isn't great. Tasted like sad bubblegum.
Ben Shaw's Dandelion & Burdock
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Ken Watenabe "let them fight" meme, except it's cut off after the "F".
September 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Man "discovers" burnt Mississippi flag and "Blacks Rule" graffiti in his driveway.
September 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Number 12 has a lot of currency these days, too
12. Since both permanent war and heroism are difficult games to play, the Ur-Fascist transfers his will to power onto sexual questions. This is the origin of machismo (which implies contempt for women and an intolerant condemnation of nonconformist sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality). Since sex is also a difficult game to play, the Ur-Fascist hero plays with weapons, which are his ersatz penis: his war games are due to a permanent state of penis envy.
September 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Screenshot from "Rise of Skywalker" (2019) where Poe says, "Somehow, Palpatine returned...". In the subtitle, "Palpatine" is crudely superimposed with "Trump".
September 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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www.motherjones.com/mag/2025/05/...
Mother Jones May/June 2025 cover. Headline: He's Watching Subhead: The dystopian tech powering Trump's surveillance state Cover image: gigantic creepy Trump head peers through the window behind a woman on a couch looking at her phone
September 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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"Weapons" (2025) seven hot dog scene
August 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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This part certainly leapt out at me:
Berlusconi's leading role in Italy's public life over more than twenty years has coexisted with the most blatant conflicts of interest (he was operating state-regulated businesses), a long series of trials for tax evasion and vote-buying, and numerous personal scandals arising from his delight in cavorting with young or very young prostitutes. Hence, his prominence in Italian politics is quite enough to describe the country's political order as fragile -- he could not have survived in a fully functioning democracy that requires of its leaders some semblance of discretion in their personal conduct and the careful concealment of significant conflicts of interest.
August 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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NES Legend of Zelda: "IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY."
August 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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GPT-5 generated map of the 20 largest cities in California. The cities seem accurately located, but the state outline is a misshapen banana.
August 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I was curious what google would make of Gobelin, and boy was I not disappointed:
A google infobox with heading "Gobelin" and (rather redundant) subheading "Fine art artist". Below a couple of represenatative images, a Wikipedia excerpt reads: "Overview Gobelin was the name of a family of dyers, who in all probability came originally from Reims, France, and who in the middle of the 15th century established themselves in..." Oh, and the two representative images are a beautiful tapestry on the left, and a dude in a goblin mask on the right.
August 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM