Every few years or so we hear about a new female speech pattern (vocal fry, uptalk) to which we are invited to object. It doesn't take very long to determine that what these people are actually objecting to is that women are speaking at all.

Dang, what a hard-earned star this was. The extreme effort of "just don't do this harmful thing" nearly killed me, but somehow I survived. What a legendary trial it was to "go about my life without a mediocre game."