Hack Harlow
@bricecollin.bsky.social
PhD candidate for speech science // Speech-Language Pathologist // Author // Gay // he/him
I was funnier on Twitter
I was funnier on Twitter
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Hack Harlow
@bricecollin.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Intro: hi I'm Collin and am running away from twitter after over a decade. Was a nice community in many ways and changed my life for the better in lots of ways too. Now I'm open to that door being shut or it taking a new form here. I'm a speech pathologist, PhD student, and am an author as a hobby
I'm accidentally getting really invested in the current plot in South Park. Is Satan going to be able to have trumps baby???
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm accidentally getting really invested in the current plot in South Park. Is Satan going to be able to have trumps baby???
Voldemorts whole back story is just about how far pretty privilege can take you
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Voldemorts whole back story is just about how far pretty privilege can take you
Did a cancer cell post this
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Did a cancer cell post this
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I love how the judge’s main argument is “I dunno guys this seems like a pain”
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I love how the judge’s main argument is “I dunno guys this seems like a pain”
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I know it already has a ten year anniversary edition but my answer is still fable
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I know it already has a ten year anniversary edition but my answer is still fable
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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Has anyone noticed how we completely dropped all pretense of thanksgiving having its own aesthetic identity this year?
It's been Christmas for at least two weeks.
It's been Christmas for at least two weeks.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Has anyone noticed how we completely dropped all pretense of thanksgiving having its own aesthetic identity this year?
It's been Christmas for at least two weeks.
It's been Christmas for at least two weeks.
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This may be why some people hate scientists TBH.
Scientific American asked experts which type of Thanksgiving pie spikes blood sugar the most—and how to eat healthier while still enjoying the holidays
Which Thanksgiving Pie Gives You the Biggest Sugar Rush?
Scientific American asked experts which type of Thanksgiving pie spikes blood sugar the most—and how to eat healthier while still enjoying the holidays
www.scientificamerican.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This may be why some people hate scientists TBH.
Filip filling out his blood pressure log as I order him insomnia cookies (I'm trying to kill him)
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Filip filling out his blood pressure log as I order him insomnia cookies (I'm trying to kill him)
If you HATE my ASS so much, then why don't you come down here and try to KISS a part of my TINY ASS!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If you HATE my ASS so much, then why don't you come down here and try to KISS a part of my TINY ASS!!!!!
Somebody Somewhere on HBO is so good. I highly recommend if you are in the intersection of LGBT+/Church/small town
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Somebody Somewhere on HBO is so good. I highly recommend if you are in the intersection of LGBT+/Church/small town
My most southern coded trait is how fast I will fuck up a slice of buttermilk pie if you put it in front of me
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My most southern coded trait is how fast I will fuck up a slice of buttermilk pie if you put it in front of me
Ever since getting a bit more wrapped up in academia, I have a mantra from Sleeping At Last that I say to myself often:
"Gold, silver, bronze hold no value here: where work and rest are equally revered."
"Gold, silver, bronze hold no value here: where work and rest are equally revered."
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ever since getting a bit more wrapped up in academia, I have a mantra from Sleeping At Last that I say to myself often:
"Gold, silver, bronze hold no value here: where work and rest are equally revered."
"Gold, silver, bronze hold no value here: where work and rest are equally revered."
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Ice is gassing neighbors in St. Paul this morning g during a paramilitary fascist raid on the city.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Ice is gassing neighbors in St. Paul this morning g during a paramilitary fascist raid on the city.
Has anyone read "First, We Make the Beast Beautiful"?? This was embedded in like the first chapter and I was like what on earth am I reading
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Has anyone read "First, We Make the Beast Beautiful"?? This was embedded in like the first chapter and I was like what on earth am I reading
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It’s not fair that pawns get en passant and no one else gets a little secret power. Two knights who are next to each other should become a Slow Horses and explode a one square radius around them. If my queen takes your queen you have to tell me who your crush is
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s not fair that pawns get en passant and no one else gets a little secret power. Two knights who are next to each other should become a Slow Horses and explode a one square radius around them. If my queen takes your queen you have to tell me who your crush is
Capitalism with major guard rails is not the worst set up out there
*ducks*
*ducks*
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Capitalism with major guard rails is not the worst set up out there
*ducks*
*ducks*
I can't tell if I hate Kirby air riders or if I'm addicted. Or both
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I can't tell if I hate Kirby air riders or if I'm addicted. Or both
"I don't want to be the center of the universe.
I don't want to be part of that shame.
In a way, I want to be my own redeemer.
I don't want to play your video game."
I don't want to be part of that shame.
In a way, I want to be my own redeemer.
I don't want to play your video game."
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"I don't want to be the center of the universe.
I don't want to be part of that shame.
In a way, I want to be my own redeemer.
I don't want to play your video game."
I don't want to be part of that shame.
In a way, I want to be my own redeemer.
I don't want to play your video game."
I'm excited to read this quirky study
The influence of uncertainty about ear of presentation, gender, and linguistic structure in following streams of speech https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/41283707/
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm excited to read this quirky study
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
SLPs get paid absolute shit in Cincinnati. I can not find a PRN job that's worth it
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
SLPs get paid absolute shit in Cincinnati. I can not find a PRN job that's worth it
I'm seeing fit for a king because my friend Trey is the drummer and he gave me an all access badge and I can't stress to you how much the venue workers do not care that I have all access. I just want to bring my friend food bro
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm seeing fit for a king because my friend Trey is the drummer and he gave me an all access badge and I can't stress to you how much the venue workers do not care that I have all access. I just want to bring my friend food bro
