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Brian Hawkins
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Formerly: Durham, NC
Presently: Winnipeg, MB
Canadian in training
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair is fun. The edits are pretty conservative (an extension of the animated segment, some bloodier shots in the fight scenes, and removal of the end caps of Pts 1/2) and they work really well imho.

There is a post credit scene that is…fine, but not the reason to go
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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It is absolutely the department‘s fault if it is not being clear with contingent faculty — PhD students and otherwise — that anything that seems like political bait should be brought to the department level

No one who is a PhD student should be adjudicating this sort of thing
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Me (posts an appreciation of an architect *on the occasion of his passing* with a photo of one of his buildings I took)

Internet rando: Not his best work

The hell is wrong with you?
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Thanks for making our world more beautiful, Mr. Gehry

(Museum of Pop Culture, Seattle; photo by me)
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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We have this cycle over and over of people panicking over the assumption that Trump can reshape the global order when the more likely trigger for global crisis is Trump generating disorder in America that collapses the US.

Europe needs to prepare for a post-American world.
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Publishing all the other boat murder videos but refusing to release the one of the two survivors being killed is an admission they know exactly how bad it looks. There's no other distinction to draw there, no reason to publish the others while withholding that one.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Here's only going if we shove him. It's great to celebrate our momentum but we the people have a lot of work to do.

None of the people or institutions that got us here are going to get us out. We have to fight for each other.
“He’s definitely out the door. We just have to let him do a little more crime & murder on his way out the door.” Stop playing with me!
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Anyone got a 20 on MTG?
WASHINGTON (AP) — FBI makes arrest in investigation into pipe bombs placed in DC on eve of Jan. 6 riot, AP source says.
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Wunderground: “Tomorrow’s temperature is forecast to be *MUCH WARMER* than today.”

Tomorrow’s temperature:
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
(Very, very) short visit to the dog park this a/n, worth approximately an hour of walking (for him) which…ain’t gonna happen until he gets used to wearing Muttluks (which we bought today)
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Canada isn’t perfect but there are certain perks, part infinity
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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A +14 shift to the Dems in a very red district applied nationwide next year means a solidly blue House and a chance to retake the Senate against an extremely unfavorable map.
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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This is an ethnic cleansing campaign
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why is it so hard to just let the work be? You released it. People liked it. STOP FUCKING WITH IT

(I blame George Lucas and Ted Turner)
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Seems about right...
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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my favorite holiday meme
December 13, 2023 at 9:35 PM
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Freddy and Jason don’t really fit in the rules of the Hellraiser universe but then again neither do most of the Hellraiser movies (from Hell on Earth on)

Anyway I would watch the shit out of this
FREDDY & JASON VS HELL (Ronny Yu, 2005)

The Cenobites force a doomed polycule of bank robbers to intervene when an increasingly apocalyptic rivalry between two paranormal serial killers spills out of Hell. Starring Robert Englund, Doug Bradley, Eliza Dushku, Jonathan Tucker, and Adrianne Palicki.
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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If a man personally implicated in war crimes can remain atop the Pentagon, why would he stand by and risk his freedom should Vance (or Trump again) lose the 2028 election?

And unless Bradley sees the inside of a brig, the message to USSOCOM's chain of command is that no action is impermissible.
Pete Hegseth And Adm. Mitch Bradley Belong In Prison
The South American boat strikes are plainly murders. Now we have the names of the murderers. Do we have the political will to lock them up?
www.forever-wars.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’ve drafted and deleted several posts about the OU situation. I have a lot of thoughts but I’ll stick to this one:

Graduate students, unionize!
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM