"bu bu bu... Hillary.. bu bu bu Biden...." alllll through 2016 and 2020

If you use the phrase "vulgar roast" at a roast youre gonna get absolutely fried by everyone else there that didnt need to consult the Pokédex for their roasts

I'm getting uncanny valley from the words "epic vulgar roast." This isn't something humans say.

She got famous for being old school and working the beat!

the concept of a celebrity journalist is so bizarre in the sense that literally zero of my real life normal friends know who these people are

This dynamic will exist everywhere until the end of time (or capitalism), but what's offensive is how it shapes peoples' attitudes about local journalists. I've met people who sincerely believe that anyone who works in the news is rich and corrupt in this way. This should be working-class work.

Yup! Journalism didn't even require a degree until pretty recently!

Also dear god, this excerpt. It's like when Carl Lewis thought he could sing the national anthem.

Journalism shouldn't be a fucking shortcut to fame