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B. Coul
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Because you gotta.
(hard as that is to do in the 2020s)
Pinned
We’ll make it right again.

I don’t know when, I don’t know how but we will.

We have to!
Andrew Tate doesn’t actually know what gay IS, does he?
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Go fuck yourself, dumpster.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hmm. I thought those numbers would be bigger.

I’m slacking.
@briancoulombe.bsky.social has swears! They've used 429 profanities in their last 2,987 posts.

🥇 "hell" (50 times)
🥈 "shit" (46 times)
🥉 "fucking" (40 times)
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
@profanity.accountant what have I been saying?
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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What is up with smug tankies smearing liberals as transphobic while pretending conservatives don't even exist? It's like they're no different from MAGA cultists who just want to own the libs at all costs.
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My sisters are going to flip their lids
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Even if for some god-awful reason I actually agreed with you, we can still do way better than Donald fucking Trump.
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Too late, I screen grabbed it.

🎶 ha ha ha ha ha ha
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Fuck. All of you. Who didn’t vote.

Every last one
It's not just that the United States has stopped trying to promote liberal democratic ideas internationally. It's that the United States is actively trying to promote the contrary. It's trying to turn more countries into Hungary.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
U.S. to Press Europe and Other Allies on ‘Mass Migration,’ Document Says
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Politics has become pop culture and I HATE IT!
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits”
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You ain’t leading but two things right now, Jack and shit, and Jack left town, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Goodbye Udo. You strange, strange man.
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I grew up in Western mass. Join in for me!
📣 WESTERN MA - Join our Home Depot protest
on Black Friday, at 12 Noon, Rte 9 (Russell St.,) Hadley, MA
just outside of Home Depot

www.mobilize.us/indivisiblen...
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
🎶Jean Kayak, raise up your applejack
The legend is 1/3 half true
The color is gold and we’re all feeling bold
I’ll be getting to that applejack brew
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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This is the way. A lot of writers' block stems from the belief that you MUST write scenes in sequence.
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
YOU wa SHOCK
Ai de sora ga ochite kuru
YOU wa SHOCK
Ore no mune ni ochite kuru

Atsui kokoro kusari de tsunai demo
Ima wa muda da yo
Jama suru yatsu wa yubisaki hitotsu de DOWN sa
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
🎶Goddamn them all.
I was told we’d cruise the seas for American gold.
We’d fire no guns.
SHED NO TEARS.
Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett’s Privateers🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
🎶 DARE!
Dare to believe you can survive.
You hold the future in your hand…🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If bad faith were a religion, this guy‘s face would be on a stained glass window somewhere.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I would also like to extend a happy birthday to Rodney Dangerfield, Jamie Lee Curtis, Charles de Gaulle, and Dhalsim from street fighter.
a pixel art of a man standing in front of elephants
ALT: a pixel art of a man standing in front of elephants
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Today is my birthday.

That is all
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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“Trump ready to attack”?

Trump is ALWAYS attacking.

It doesn’t matter if he’s in the corner or not! If he’s not hurting us in some desperate effort to defend himself, he’s hurting us because it’s fun for him to hurt us. Because he is a sadistic crazy person!
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM