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B. Coul
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Because you gotta.
(hard as that is to do in the 2020s)
So he was calling himself that before he became a wasp?
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
They look OK to me, Mersgorl.

Or should I call you Cailen Sauceydoor?
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
And yet that still probably would’ve been better than any of the actual home alone sequels
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Too late, I screen grabbed it.

🎶 ha ha ha ha ha ha
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
On forty minutes? Feels like it should be longer.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh dear god. They DID come in brown!

youtube.com/shorts/s6Wgr...
CHOCOLATE SKITTLES used to be a thing...
YouTube video by BC Productions
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Do skittles come in brown? No! I’m overthinking it now. What we have is fine.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“Will these work?”

“Those are Reese’s Pieces! I thought you were professionals!”
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If it were me, I would probably forget everything BUT the “ no brown M&Ms.”

“ mr. Lee Roth was very specific about this. He’s clearly very serious about his candy.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
THAT Kenneth Starr?
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I hope this blows up in their face.

“Ugh. The leads are an Asian and a black guy. Woke trash.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What is it about that spray tan douche that makes corporations willing to do quite literally anything for him?
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That wasn’t a coincidence, was it?
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It’s like required viewing for Internet reviewers.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Edelweiss?
a man is sitting on a couch playing an acoustic guitar
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch playing an acoustic guitar
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Hmmm… Mike and the bots feels a little too easy.

Normally, I cut deeper than that. I must be getting out of practice.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
What are you even supposed to be doing with yourself if they’re gonna have headlines like that?
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
“ hey, want to go to (insert right wing business here)?”

“ not at THOSE prices I do”
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I can say one thing. Borking the economy sure makes boycott easier.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Seriously after that earth music video, I thought we’d heard the last of him.

I should’ve known he was more tenacious than that.
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM